{"id":6476,"date":"2013-04-24T04:35:46","date_gmt":"2013-04-24T08:35:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/verastic.com\/?p=6476"},"modified":"2013-04-24T00:15:19","modified_gmt":"2013-04-24T04:15:19","slug":"ladies-has-a-lesbian-ever-hit-on-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/social\/ladies-has-a-lesbian-ever-hit-on-you.html","title":{"rendered":"Ladies, Has A Lesbian Ever Hit On You?"},"content":{"rendered":"

I know this sounds like a rather crazy question. But a while ago, someone told me that I was a very cool person. This didn’t come as news to me, of course. I mean, look at me. I’m so cool, I’m freezing. Corny, I know. But the point is that the person went on to elaborate about how I was very easy to talk to and hang around with. Again, I knew this already. And once again, please take a look at me *twirls around, Kenya Moore style*<\/strong><\/p>\n

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For kitties all over the world, the fear of lesbians is the beginning of wisdom<\/p><\/div>\n

My coolness and general awesomeness apparently makes me a candidate for both men and women. I remember men hitting on me, but I don’t remember any woman ever hitting on me. Somewhere in my mind, I’m thinking that a woman might have hit on me and I might have blogged about it, but I do not recall at all. It may have happened only in my head.<\/p>\n

Therefore, I’m feeling a little neglected. I know that there are lesbians all over the damn place, so why are they not chasing me down the road? What do other lesbians have that I don’t have – except a desire to be with women? See, it’s not that I am even remotely interested in being with a woman, but it’s just that I want the privilege to say no.<\/p>\n

Plus, I’m really, really curious about how women toast fellow women. And I’m curious about what my reaction would be. You know how when a hot man winks at you, you blush a little bit? Well, would I have the same reaction for a woman? What would the woman look like? Would she be a total hottie with big boobs and a round ass? Or would she look more like The Rock in a dress? *shrieks at the thought of The Rock in a dress*<\/strong><\/p>\n

In other news, cats all over the world are freaking out because they just heard about what lesbians eat. Relax, kitties, I assure you, you are not the pussy they want. Pun intended.<\/p>\n

So, ladies … has a woman ever hit on you? If yes, may I have her number, please?<\/p>\n

P.S.<\/strong> I stumbled on this display picture because I made the mistake of typing lesbian<\/em> in Google Images. Don’t. Do. It.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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