{"id":5897,"date":"2013-03-18T06:45:13","date_gmt":"2013-03-18T10:45:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/verastic.com\/?p=5897"},"modified":"2013-03-18T00:09:02","modified_gmt":"2013-03-18T04:09:02","slug":"5-things-you-cannot-categorically-tell-because-your-oga-at-the-top-can-say-another-one","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/social\/5-things-you-cannot-categorically-tell-because-your-oga-at-the-top-can-say-another-one.html","title":{"rendered":"5 Things You Cannot Categorically Tell (Because Your Oga At The Top Can Say Another One)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/My-Oga-at-the-top.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-5901\" alt=\"My oga at the top\" src=\"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/My-Oga-at-the-top.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/My-Oga-at-the-top.jpg 400w, https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/My-Oga-at-the-top-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/My-Oga-at-the-top-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a>By now, I&#8217;m sure everyone knows about &#8220;My Oga at the top,&#8221; and if you don&#8217;t, don&#8217;t worry, you&#8217;ll know by the end of this post. Even the last episode of The Verastic Show started off with jokes about my oga at the top. In light of this, I have compiled five things that you cannot categorically tell because if you say one, your oga at the top can say another one. Enjoy.<\/p>\n<p><strong>1.<\/strong> \u00a0You cannot categorically tell your wedding date because if you say one, your oga at the top can say another one.<\/p>\n<p><strong>2.<\/strong> \u00a0You cannot categorically tell the father of your baby because if you say one, your oga at the top can say another one.<\/p>\n<p><strong>3.<\/strong> \u00a0You cannot categorically tell your sexual orientation because if you say one, your oga at the top can say another one.<\/p>\n<p><strong>4.<\/strong> \u00a0You cannot categorically tell if you are cheating on your partner because if you say one, your oga at the top can say another one.<\/p>\n<p><strong>5.<\/strong> \u00a0And of course, you cannot categorically tell your website because if you say one, your oga at the top can say another one.<\/p>\n<p>Check out this <em>&#8220;remix&#8221;<\/em> of my oga at the top. It&#8217;s a serious party mix. I won&#8217;t be surprised if I hear it playing at a party. And you know I will dance to it, too. The next video is the original video.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/PQgqEMzzoBg\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/kaurbDSCgho\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><br \/>\n&nbsp;<\/p>\n<dl class=\"wp-caption alignleft\" id=\"attachment_5898\" style=\"width: 365px;\">\n<dt class=\"wp-caption-dt\" style=\"display: inline !important;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/My-oga-at-the-top-7up.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-5898\" alt=\"7UP for My Oga At The Top\" src=\"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/My-oga-at-the-top-7up.png\" width=\"355\" height=\"475\" srcset=\"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/My-oga-at-the-top-7up.png 355w, https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/My-oga-at-the-top-7up-224x300.png 224w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 355px) 100vw, 355px\" \/><\/a><\/dt>\n<\/dl>\n<dl class=\"wp-caption alignleft\" id=\"attachment_5898\" style=\"width: 365px;\">\n<dd class=\"wp-caption-dd\">7UP for My Oga At The Top<\/dd>\n<\/dl>\n<div id=\"attachment_5899\" style=\"width: 343px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/My-Oga-On-Top-Tees.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-5899\" class=\"size-full wp-image-5899 \" alt=\"My Oga At The Top tees\" src=\"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/My-Oga-On-Top-Tees.png\" width=\"333\" height=\"330\" srcset=\"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/My-Oga-On-Top-Tees.png 333w, https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/My-Oga-On-Top-Tees-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/My-Oga-On-Top-Tees-300x297.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 333px) 100vw, 333px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-5899\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">My Oga At The Top tees<\/p><\/div>\n<p><strong>P.S.<\/strong> Did anyone notice that when the man gave the website, he only used two Ws? As in doubly-you, doubly-you dot NSCDC (ww.nscdc).<\/p>\n<p><strong>P.P.S.<\/strong> In case you&#8217;re wondering, the real website is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nscdc.gov.ng\" target=\"_blank\">www.nscdc.gov.ng<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By now, I&#8217;m sure everyone knows about &#8220;My Oga at the top,&#8221; and if you don&#8217;t, don&#8217;t worry, you&#8217;ll know by the end of this post. Even the last episode of The Verastic Show started off with jokes about my oga at the top. 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