{"id":5792,"date":"2013-03-07T07:30:53","date_gmt":"2013-03-07T12:30:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/verastic.com\/?p=5792"},"modified":"2013-03-06T20:16:22","modified_gmt":"2013-03-07T01:16:22","slug":"that-awkward-moment-when-you-mistake-sperm-for-lotion-and-rub-it-on-your-face","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/social\/that-awkward-moment-when-you-mistake-sperm-for-lotion-and-rub-it-on-your-face.html","title":{"rendered":"That Awkward Moment When You Mistake Sperm For Lotion (And Rub It On Your Face)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Sperm.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-5793\" alt=\"Sperm\" src=\"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Sperm.jpg\" width=\"321\" height=\"380\" srcset=\"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Sperm.jpg 321w, https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Sperm-253x300.jpg 253w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 321px) 100vw, 321px\" \/><\/a>Or that other awkward moment when you wonder why the heck there&#8217;s even sperm in a lotion bottle. Crazier things have happened. So, the story goes like this: nineteen year old student, Zeng Lin received a bottle of lotion from her secret admirer &#8211; oh, how sweet! She rubbed half the bottle on her face &#8211; must have been a tiny bottle &#8211; before she realized it had a strange smell. Yup. You guessed it. It was sperm.<\/p>\n<p>Her not-so-secret admirer Gou Wen, 22, sent the bottle of <del>lotion<\/del> sperm. But he didn&#8217;t do it to hurt her or anything like that. No, no, no. He did it because he thought it was lovely. He said, <em>&#8220;I did that thinking it was the ultimate way to show love.&#8221;<\/em> Now, here&#8217;s the great romantic gesture that every nineteen year old girl dreams of.<\/p>\n<p>The good news is that Helen Gurly Brown &#8211; Cosmopolitan editor &#8211; did at one point promote the semen facial. She said it&#8217;s full of protein. And when I think of it now, if the sperm is\u00a0nutritious\u00a0and potent enough to fertilize an egg and make a baby, then it should be good enough to make one&#8217;s skin <em>silky smooth<\/em> &#8211; pun intended.<\/p>\n<p>Soooo &#8230; which one of you women have had the semen facial? If you haven&#8217;t, is it something you&#8217;ll consider? And for the men, how likely are you on a scale of one to ten (ten being the highest) to repackage your semen as lotion &#8211; assuming you haven&#8217;t done it already?<\/p>\n<p><strong>P.S.<\/strong> An update on <a href=\"http:\/\/verastic.com\/social\/which-child-star-is-this.html\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>the post about the child star<\/strong><\/a>: Yup. It&#8217;s Kim Kardashian.<\/p>\n<p>Source: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2013\/03\/06\/zeng-lin-sperm-moisturizer-_n_2819587.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news#slide=more278707\" target=\"_blank\">Huffington Post<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Or that other awkward moment when you wonder why the heck there&#8217;s even sperm in a lotion bottle. Crazier things have happened. So, the story goes like this: nineteen year old student, Zeng Lin received a bottle of lotion from her secret admirer &#8211; oh, how sweet! 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