{"id":5641,"date":"2013-02-14T06:45:28","date_gmt":"2013-02-14T11:45:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/verastic.com\/?p=5641"},"modified":"2013-02-13T22:01:02","modified_gmt":"2013-02-14T03:01:02","slug":"kate-upton-is-too-fat-for-sports-illustrated","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/social\/kate-upton-is-too-fat-for-sports-illustrated.html","title":{"rendered":"Kate Upton Is Too Fat For Sports Illustrated???"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Happy Valentine&#8217;s Day!!! What better way to celebrate Valentine than to stay at this juicy pair of breasts? \u00a0So &#8230; a pair of breasts were spotted on the cover of <em>Sports Illustrated<\/em> and their owner was also with them. I&#8217;m talking about twenty-year old model, Kate Upton. \u00a0The ice and water you see behind her are totally real; the shoot was done in Antarctica. In spite of the smile on her face and the bikini on her bod, the place was freezing &#8230; clearly. But come oh, Oyibo people have too much wahala. Why did they have to go to Antarctica? Whatever happened to photoshopping it into the background?<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_5642\" style=\"width: 477px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/Kate-Upton.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-5642\" class=\"size-full wp-image-5642\" alt=\"Kate Upton\" src=\"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/Kate-Upton.jpg\" width=\"467\" height=\"623\" srcset=\"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/Kate-Upton.jpg 467w, https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/Kate-Upton-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 467px) 100vw, 467px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-5642\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Kate Upton<\/p><\/div>\n<p>But critics have risen. Apparently, Kate Upton is too <del>fat<\/del> curvy to be on the cover of Sports Illustrated. And I&#8217;m looking at this picture and thinking, &#8220;You&#8217;ve got to be kidding me!&#8221; Look at those boobs! This is the point where I&#8217;m supposed to insert, &#8220;No Homo,&#8221; but then, I think that doing that now will make me look even more suspicious. So I won&#8217;t say anything.<\/p>\n<p>I know that her boobs are not the only things being judged, if at all they are even being judged, but am I the only one who thinks it&#8217;s crazy that people think she&#8217;s too big to be on the cover of Sports Illustrated? Keep in mind that most of the readers of this magazine are men AND last time I checked, all men &#8211; yes, even gay ones &#8211; are fascinated by boobs. What&#8217;s not to love?<\/p>\n<p>And you know what will make Valentine even better? It&#8217;s a ticket to my class. And look, it&#8217;s pink, too! Isn&#8217;t that proof that it&#8217;s perfect for Valentine? <a href=\"http:\/\/www.eventbrite.com\/event\/5471216556?ref=ebtnebtckt\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.eventbrite.com\/custombutton?eid=5471216556\" alt=\"Eventbrite - So ... You Want To Be A Blogger? (Blogging 101)\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happy Valentine&#8217;s Day!!! What better way to celebrate Valentine than to stay at this juicy pair of breasts? \u00a0So &#8230; a pair of breasts were spotted on the cover of Sports Illustrated and their owner was also with them. 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