{"id":5543,"date":"2013-01-31T06:45:29","date_gmt":"2013-01-31T11:45:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/verastic.com\/?p=5543"},"modified":"2013-01-30T17:35:37","modified_gmt":"2013-01-30T22:35:37","slug":"ive-started-watching-real-housewives-of-atlanta-jesus-take-the-wheel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/social\/ive-started-watching-real-housewives-of-atlanta-jesus-take-the-wheel.html","title":{"rendered":"I’ve Started Watching Real Housewives Of Atlanta. Jesus Take The Wheel"},"content":{"rendered":"

I have been priding myself on not watching all that rachety mess called reality television, because I only watch real<\/em> television. Sure. I never watched one single episode of Jersey Shore, nor have I ever followed any of the many, many Kardashian shows. When it comes to reality television, I only watch shows like X Factor, American Idol, and Biggest Loser. But Igwe happened to tune into Bravo the other day, and it was showing Real Housewives Of Atlanta<\/strong>. We were not really watching it, but next thing I knew, we were really watching it.<\/p>\n

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Real Housewives Of Atlanta – Season Six<\/p><\/div>\n

We even watched more than one episode. It did not take long at all for me to decide that Kenya is missing more than a few screws. I don’t know everyone’s names yet, and I don’t know their stories, but we did watch the episode where Kenya had to help Phaedra – oh, Lord, I remember their names! – with a donkey booty workout, and when Phaedra refused to give Kenya the 10% she wanted, Kenya decided to make her own fitness video, called Stallion Booty. See now, I don’t know about walking around with any kind of animal booty. I’m yet to see an animal that has an enviable booty. But I digress.<\/p>\n

Somewhere along the line, things fell apart and Phaedra mentioned to a couple of the ladies that Kenya is an alcoholic and might have some chemical imbalance – which really will not surprise me – so when Kenya heard of it, she decided to prove to Phaedra that she isn’t crazy, nor is she an alcoholic. She showed up at a charity event hosted by Nene and Shoe Dazzle. And she showed up wearing this:<\/p>\n

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When she wore this fishnet outfit, it made sense to her<\/p><\/div>\n

Did I mention that it was a charity event? So basically, it made sense to Kenya to show up at a charity event, damn near being naked, all in a bid to prove to Phaedra that she is not<\/em> crazy? Mm hmm. And how’s that working out for you, Kenya? Take a look at this outfit again, please.<\/p>\n

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And it had butt pads<\/p><\/div>\n

This cannot be life. I’m starting to think that RHOA isn’t actually reality TV. Maybe they pay these people to be stupid cause I don’t understand how else a woman can come out looking like this in order to make someone else look stupid. Beht why? In the two or three episodes I have watched of RHOA so far, I have come to conclude that Kenya is living in past glory. Yes, she was Miss USA, and that’s a great achievement, but that was in 1993; she needs to get over it already. She must cannot<\/em> know that we are in 2013 – two whole decades later!<\/p>\n

Well, I can’t say it better than Nene, “This bitch done lost it!”<\/em><\/p>\n

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Caption: And you claim you’re not crazy?<\/p><\/div>\n

And check out Phaedra’s face when Kenya was trying to convince everyone that she was not crazy. This face pretty much summarizes it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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