{"id":5492,"date":"2013-01-28T06:45:00","date_gmt":"2013-01-28T11:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/verastic.com\/?p=5492"},"modified":"2013-01-27T22:04:56","modified_gmt":"2013-01-28T03:04:56","slug":"the-mysterious-case-of-president-gejs-yellow-nose","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/social\/the-mysterious-case-of-president-gejs-yellow-nose.html","title":{"rendered":"The Mysterious Case Of President GEJ&#8217;s Yellow Nose"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_5507\" style=\"width: 386px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/GEJ-and-his-yellow-nose.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-5507\" class=\"size-full wp-image-5507\" title=\"GEJ and his yellow nose\" src=\"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/GEJ-and-his-yellow-nose.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"376\" height=\"336\" srcset=\"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/GEJ-and-his-yellow-nose.jpg 376w, https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/GEJ-and-his-yellow-nose-300x268.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 376px) 100vw, 376px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-5507\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">GEJ&#8217;s yellow nose<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Dear Mr. President,<\/p>\n<p>Why is your nose yellow-<em>er<\/em> than the rest of your body? This is what keeps me up at night. I need to know. And I&#8217;d like to also know what other part of your body, if any, is yellow-<em>er<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>That is all. For now.<\/p>\n<p>No, seriously. Look at this man&#8217;s nose. Does the sun not shine on his nose? Does he bleach his nose? Does he take special care of it? Was its top layer of skin peeled? Does he have a special committee to do stuff to his nose? Is his nose under some kind of insurance? Is it undergoing research? Did he do juju on it? What???<\/p>\n<p>Dear Mr. President, please explain. The people who voted you in need to know. I am not one of those people, but I&#8217;d really, really like to know.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Mr. President, Why is your nose yellow-er than the rest of your body? This is what keeps me up at night. I need to know. And I&#8217;d like to also know what other part of your body, if any, is yellow-er. That is all. For now. No, seriously. Look at this man&#8217;s nose. 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