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Dear Boy\/Girlfriend Stalker,<\/span><\/div>\n

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I hope this post meets you well. I know you have been busy tracking the e-whereabouts of your partner, exploring every new friend he\/she made on Facebook, following everyone that’s following him\/her on Twitter, checking out the space of everyone who is on his\/her MySpace page, and submitting his\/her name to Google Alerts, so that you can literally be alerted every time his\/her name appears on the world wide web. It’s all been very time consuming, I’m sure.<\/span><\/div>\n

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It is for this reason that I bring you relief – yes, I know I’m nice. You see, there’s a new thing out there. Let’s call it a cell phone tracker. That really is what it is. For the very convenient and affordable monthly fee of 9.99 American dollars – that’s 1,498.50 in Naira. With this service, you will finally be able to monitor your partner fully and get answers to those burning questions:<\/span><\/div>\n

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<\/span>1.  Where exactly<\/i> is he\/she?<\/span><\/div>\n

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2.  Who is he\/she with?<\/span><\/div>\n

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3.  What is he\/she doing?<\/span><\/div>\n

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4.  Who<\/i><\/b> is he\/she doing?<\/span><\/div>\n

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5.  Who is calling him\/her?<\/span><\/div>\n

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6.  Who is he\/she calling?<\/span><\/div>\n

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7.  Who is texting him\/her?<\/span><\/div>\n

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8.  Who is he\/she texting?<\/span><\/div>\n

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9.  Does he\/she scream the other person’s name like he\/she screams my name?<\/span><\/div>\n

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10.  Does he\/she think I’m a deranged lunatic who should be committed to the Psychiatric ward?<\/i><\/b><\/span><\/div>\n

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I know what you’re thinking: “Oh, no, I’ve not been asking that last question.”<\/i> Well, you don’t have to be asking it. By the time you’re done tracking his\/her cell phone, he\/she will definitely be answering that question for you.<\/span><\/div>\n

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I also know what you’re now thinking: “Well, where’s the link to the cell tracking company?”<\/i><\/span><\/div>\n

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And to that, I say: For a convenient and affordable one-time fee of $49.99, I’ll tell you everything you need to know. Or you could just click the link and find out for yourself HERE<\/a><\/b>.<\/span><\/div>\n

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Vera Ezimora on Facebook<\/span><\/a> ||| Vera Ezimora on Twitter<\/a><\/span><\/b><\/span><\/i><\/span><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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