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So, my last post about my mysterious hard nipples<\/a><\/b> got more pregnancy-related comments than I cared to have. I currently do not care to have any. I now feel the need to come back and explain further. At the beginning of the post, I said, “Lately, my nipples have become advanced …”<\/i> I should have explained that by lately<\/i>, I meant, Since December 2009 or thereabout<\/i>. If I were pregnant … oh, never mind! I don’t even know why I’m entertaining this thought. <\/span><\/div>\n

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Secondly, there are two questions (from commenters) that I promised I would come back and respond to. Today is the day.<\/span>

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Anonymous 3<\/span><\/b> commented, “Hi Vera, I totally understand what you are going through. Have you tried nipple covers?<\/span> (I hope that is what they are called?) It can be a bit of wahala. Info on any other thing you have tried will be indeed helpful.<\/span>“<\/span><\/i><\/span>

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My response:<\/b><\/span> No, I have not tried nipple covers. Per what else I have done, well, my breasts are not small (Femi, shut up in advance!<\/i>), so I try to stay away from padded bras. Anything that will make them appear bigger is not in my best interest. On that note, for the sake of my hard nipples, I have gone against my preference and worn padded bras anyway. But these nipples, when they become hard, there’s no repressing them. They get really hard and really big. Graphic, I know. I have worn double layers of clothing, and I have tried my best to stay away from the cold, but all attempts have been null and void. When they do get hard, I usually press them down with my thumbs. This, of course, is an action that can only be done in private.<\/span><\/span><\/span>

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Rethots<\/span><\/a><\/b> commented, “‘<\/u><\/i><\/span><\/span><\/span>…what I say in response to this question…’ <\/u>maybe you should just say<\/span>.”<\/i><\/span><\/span>

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My response:<\/span><\/b> When people see my hard nipples and ask, “But Vera, what are you thinking about?”<\/i> Sometimes, I try to give a genuine answer. I say something like, “Oh, nothing. It’s just the cold.”<\/i> Or “Nothing. They’re just acting up.”<\/i> And of course, sometimes, I laugh and say, “It’s not what you’re thinking.”<\/i> When I say this, the asker then adds, “How do you know what I’m thinking?”<\/i> Either way, the asker keeps winking and his\/her eyebrows continue to go up and down rapidly.<\/span>

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P.S<\/b>. If you have not heard, Aloofa<\/a><\/b> has threatened that if he does not see a picture of my nipples when he comes back to my blog, he will start a movement. It will be called the People’s Democratic Front for the Viewing Of Vera’s Glorious Nipples (PDFVVGN)<\/span><\/span><\/b>.<\/span><\/span>

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…And all I’m thinking is, he called them glorious<\/i> <\/span>J<\/span>

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Glorious:<\/b> Magnificent, Splendid, Wonderful, Celebrated, Superb, Famous<\/i>.<\/span><\/span>

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Why don’t we all try to pretend not to know the implication of a pair of nipples being famous? Again, let’s remember that Aloofa<\/a><\/b> called them glorious! (Without the exclamation mark, but I’m sure he was thinking it).<\/span>

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