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I’m not sure when this became a dream<\/s> fantasy for me, but I have always wanted to pee in the men’s bathroom. Several times, I’ve considered sneaking into the men’s bathroom, but I have been too chicken to follow through, fearing that there may be too many men in there, and they will catch me and do me something<\/i>. Reasonable fear, isn’t it?<\/div>\n
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Well, on Tuesday, September 7th, I went somewhere<\/i>. I have deliberately chosen to leave out the name of said place. You never know who might be reading. They just might have a surveillance clip of me in their custody, and next thing, I’m streaming live on YouTube, sneaking in and out of the men’s bathroom with my eyes wide open, looking like a deer caught in a headlight.  But that’s by the way.<\/div>\n
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So, I went somewhere on Tuesday, and just as I was about to exit the building, the urge to pee – which I had been ignoring – became intense, and I had to go back in. The first women’s bathroom I found was locked. Desperate, I immediately attempted to enter the men’s bathroom that was across it. It was locked too. I walked some more and found another set of bathrooms. This time, the women’s bathroom was open, but I couldn’t use it because it was being cleaned, and I was not allowed in there. Now very desperate, I looked around, no one was looking, so I sneaked into the men’s bathroom!  <\/div>\n
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And this, my friends, is the very commode I squatted on. Don’t worry, I wiped the extra pee I splashed on it.<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n\n\n\n\n
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The urinaries! I did consider peeing in one of them, but I wasn’t sure how to position my v-jay-jay without having half the pee on myself. Tough one! Plus, I did fear someone would walk in, and I’d have no way of explaining myself.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n
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Even their mirrors look just like ours! I had to position myself perfectly between them, so I don’t appear in the picture.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/div>\n

Now that I’ve done this, I have to start planning how to live my next fantasy: having a male roommate … even if it’s just for a weekend.<\/p>\n

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