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About two months ago, I bought new underwears. It was love at first wear. \u00a0It just felt right. Wearing it gave me that mmph<\/em>. \u00a0I might be wrong, but I think I was a better and happier person for a few days. \u00a0After that, the excitement died down. You know — kinda like a regular romantic relationship with homo sapiens.<\/div>\n
With 5% spandex in them, these underwears felt like they were made just for me. That was until I started going to the gym. \u00a0I noticed that each time I was walking on the treadmill, I found myself having to literally dig my underwear out! The darn thing had gone and switched on me — right under my nose.<\/div>\n

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The underwears are hipsters. I love their fit. And I love their feel. I just hate the mysterious wedgies that come along with them when I’m at the gym. It’s not a total loss because these wedgies mostly occur at the gym. \u00a0When they occur outside the gym, well, what can I say? Wedgies happen.<\/div>\n
Walking on a treadmill, earphones in my ears, mind on God-knows-what, and eyes on hot men lifting weights (let’s call it “appreciating God’s work”<\/em>), the last thing I feel like doing is looking behind me to make sure that no one is looking, and then digging my underwear out – several times. And I am almost completely sure that at least one person has seen me doing this.<\/div>\n
The way I saw it, I had only two solutions:<\/div>\n
1. \u00a0Buy new underwears<\/div>\n
2. \u00a0Go to the gym without any underwear.<\/div>\n
Yeap. \u00a0Option number two has been working pretty darn fine for me. \u00a0Of course, this option isn’t very convenient when Ms. Flow is around. \u00a0But then again, I don’t see the walls of the gym when Ms. Flow is around. \u00a0Exercising while blood is trickling from my honey pot just has a way of screwing up my exercise routine. \u00a0Who knows? It could be my obsessive thought about the blood staining everything – including me and the gym floor. \u00a0Anyway, it is my hope that my gym pants don’t split – right between my butt cheeks – while I’m at the gym. \u00a0Let’s face it: my ass has a thing for being exposed<\/a><\/strong>.<\/div>\n
That said, the end of this post has left me with a queasy feeling: did I just post a picture of my actual underwear on verastic dot com? \u00a0At this juncture, I guess I cannot front or shakara<\/em> for any of my readers and mention the popular line that we Nigerian girls like to say all too often, “After all, you have never seen my pant!”<\/em><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

About two months ago, I bought new underwears. It was love at first wear. \u00a0It just felt right. Wearing it gave me that mmph. \u00a0I might be wrong, but I think I was a better and happier person for a few days. \u00a0After that, the excitement died down. 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