{"id":4593,"date":"2012-10-21T07:45:20","date_gmt":"2012-10-21T11:45:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/verastic.com\/?p=4593"},"modified":"2012-10-20T22:35:18","modified_gmt":"2012-10-21T02:35:18","slug":"i-like-him-but-i-dont-understand-him","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/social\/i-like-him-but-i-dont-understand-him.html","title":{"rendered":"I Like Him &#8230; But I Don&#8217;t Understand Him"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m all for people being fit and showing it off and what not .. of course &#8230; it&#8217;s great. But there are certain people that you just don&#8217;t expect to see not fully clothed, especially after they have gone through certain \u00a0<em>phases<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/Wyclef.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4595\" title=\"Wyclef\" src=\"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/Wyclef.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"560\" height=\"415\" srcset=\"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/Wyclef.jpeg 560w, https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/Wyclef-300x222.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 560px) 100vw, 560px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Like him, for example.<\/p>\n<p>Happy birthday to Wyclef, but a little more clothes and a little less oil would have really sufficed. It isn&#8217;t that he&#8217;s 43 that is making me look at this picture in amazement. And it isn&#8217;t that he&#8217;s scantily clad and glowing that is making me wonder either. It&#8217;s the fact that this man once ran to be the President of Haiti. Or should we just pretend like that never happened? I would think that there is a certain level that a once presidential candidate is now on, and on that level, people don&#8217;t post almost naked pictures of themselves on their bikes, albeit a Ducati. But I might be wrong. I&#8217;ve never been a presidential candidate.<\/p>\n<p>On that note, I just want to point out to his stylist &#8211; in case of next time &#8211; that she forgot to rub the baby oil or cooking oil (&#8220;granut oyel&#8221; in Nigerian accent) on the lower part of his body. If a 43 year old man must be as shiny as a mirror, then the least we can ask is that he be shiny all the way.<\/p>\n<p><strong>P.S.<\/strong> And this is a complete waste of oil! People are hungry, and we could have used this oyel to fry plantains or eggs. I&#8217;m just saying.<\/p>\n<p>Happy Sunday \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m all for people being fit and showing it off and what not .. of course &#8230; it&#8217;s great. But there are certain people that you just don&#8217;t expect to see not fully clothed, especially after they have gone through certain \u00a0phases. Like him, for example. 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