{"id":4392,"date":"2012-10-17T06:45:57","date_gmt":"2012-10-17T10:45:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/verastic.com\/?p=4392"},"modified":"2012-10-15T22:09:54","modified_gmt":"2012-10-16T02:09:54","slug":"dear-men-what-is-it-with-you-and-breasts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/social\/dear-men-what-is-it-with-you-and-breasts.html","title":{"rendered":"Dear Men, What Is It With You And Breasts?"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_4393\" style=\"width: 610px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/Breasts.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4393\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4393 \" title=\"Breasts\" src=\"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/Breasts.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"800\" srcset=\"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/Breasts.jpg 600w, https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/Breasts-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-4393\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Sheyla Hershey, woman from Texas with world&#8217;s alleged largest breasts. I&#8217;m almost sure I&#8217;ve seen bigger.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>No, seriously, what is it with you people and breasts? What is the obsession with women&#8217;s breasts? You want to see, touch, and suck as many as you can. And why is this? How does it make you feel when you see these inflated body parts? For all we know, breasts are just extra lungs for women, to hold extra air &#8230; for those times we may need to let off extra air from being extra pissed off.<\/p>\n<p>So what is it with you and breasts?? Tell me. I need to know, so I can use mine more effectively.<\/p>\n<p><strong>P.S.<\/strong> Sheyla Hershey is not my inspiration for typing this post; her breasts just seemed to fit this post.<\/p>\n<p><strong>P.P.S.<\/strong> No, I have no idea where\/how you may contact her.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; No, seriously, what is it with you people and breasts? What is the obsession with women&#8217;s breasts? You want to see, touch, and suck as many as you can. And why is this? How does it make you feel when you see these inflated body parts? 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