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Compiling The List<\/span><\/a><\/b> —-> – $100<\/b><\/p>\n

Losing sleep and staying awake instead to tweet about The List<\/span><\/a><\/b> —–> – $500<\/b> (for sleep medication)<\/i><\/p>\n

Receiving a gift from a loyal listener of Verastically Speakin’<\/span><\/a><\/b> and reader of Verastically Livin’<\/span><\/a><\/b> —–> +$200 <\/b>(Gift #21 came from Chinny<\/span><\/a><\/b>.  Thanks, honey!!)<\/i><\/p>\n

Realizing the receipt did not include all the digits of her credit card (so no ordering of the Rav-4 online with Chinny’s credit card)<\/i> —> -$2<\/b>4, 665<\/b><\/p>\n

Anticipating more gifts from The List<\/span><\/a><\/b>  —-> +$50, 000<\/b><\/p>\n

Finding a man who offered to buy me a brand new Rav-4 —-> +$24, 665<\/b><\/p>\n

Finding out I’d have to give him “a bouncing baby boy”<\/i> first —> PRICELESS!!!<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/p>\n

There are some things in life money can’t buy (like shame<\/i>).  But for everything else, there is Mastercard … to stay perfectly lodged in Mr. Shoes’ wallet, to be taken out of said wallet, with or without his consent, and to be taken to the Toyota office to do God-knows-what.<\/p>\n

Read Priceless – Episode 1<\/span><\/a><\/b><\/p>\n

Read Priceless – Episode 2<\/span><\/a><\/b><\/p>\n

P.S.<\/b> Just in case you have forgotten, my birthday is coming up in four days time, and of course, I am still receiving gifts.  Have you seen The List<\/span><\/a><\/b> lately?  It has grown — for your buying pleasure, of course.<\/p>\n

P. P. S.<\/b> No, I cannot give a bouncing baby girl either, or any kind of baby, bouncing or not, in exchange for a gift.<\/p>\n

P.P.P.S.<\/b> I will, however, gladly trade Funmie<\/span><\/a><\/b> and\/or Busola for the number one and\/or the number two gift on The List<\/span><\/a><\/b>.  Deal?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Compiling The List —-> – $100 Losing sleep and staying awake instead to tweet about The List —–> – $500 (for sleep medication) Receiving a gift from a loyal listener of Verastically Speakin’ and reader of Verastically Livin’ —–> +$200 (Gift #21 came from Chinny.  Thanks, honey!!) 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