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…And, of course, this is one of those things.  Especially since there is a very likely chance that the people I’m writing about will read this.  I know<\/i> for a fact that some of them read my blog.<\/p>\n

But seriously, women who tie gigantic traditional scarves to church, all in the name of Thanksgiving<\/i> – or whatever it is they might have in mind when they wear these things – should be made to sit at the back!  As one who is a fan of the big scarves – the wider, the better – I have to say that I was not finding it funny yesterday when I could literally not see anything in front of me – apart from a scarf, that is.<\/p>\n

I know and understand the euphoria – and I use the word, euphoria<\/i>, sparingly – behind tying a huge scarf.  Really, I do.  I don’t mind wearing one to a social event.  Once<\/i>, I even wore a really big one to church, but I have to be selfish here and say that I do not want one of those scarves in front of me.  In my defense, of course, I only wore the gigantic scarf to church once<\/i>.<\/p>\n

After carefully looking at a few women’s scarves today, I came to a logical (but slightly radical and even debatable) conclusion: these women do it on purpose!<\/b><\/p>\n

Some of these scarves don’t even have the artistic factor anymore.  No longer do you look at them and marvel.  Well, you marvel, but for a different reason.  You marvel at some of them because they look like their owners just folded them – perfectly, might I add, placed them on their heads, and then, somehow, inflated them up with air.  So now, they just look like ballooned squares that are busting out at all their corners. <\/p>\n

Now, I have to do is make sure that all the big-scarf-wearing women in my church don’t see this post.  That shouldn’t be too difficult. All I have to do is make sure they don’t go anywhere close to the world wide web.  That, too, shouldn’t be too difficult.  It’s just a few hundred women after all.  *Gulp*<\/b>

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Read Some Things Are Better Left Unsaid (1)<\/i> here<\/span><\/a><\/b><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

…And, of course, this is one of those things.  Especially since there is a very likely chance that the people I’m writing about will read this.  I know for a fact that some of them read my blog. 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