{"id":394,"date":"2009-12-13T05:11:00","date_gmt":"2009-12-13T05:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/verastic.com.s96953.gridserver.com\/site\/?p=394"},"modified":"2009-12-13T05:11:00","modified_gmt":"2009-12-13T05:11:00","slug":"mr-shoes-is-having-an-affair","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/social\/mr-shoes-is-having-an-affair.html","title":{"rendered":"Mr. Shoes Is Having An Affair…"},"content":{"rendered":"
…with Rosie<\/span><\/a><\/b>!<\/div>\n
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The thing is, I don’t think she knows about it.<\/div>\n
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It all started on August 22nd of this year when Rosie<\/span><\/a><\/b> co-hosted with me for the Female, Accomplished, Over 30, and Single show<\/span><\/a><\/b>.  That was Rosie’s<\/span><\/a><\/b> debut on the Verastically Speakin’ Talk Radio<\/span><\/a><\/b>.  Mr. Shoes listened to that show as usual, and he loved<\/i> it.  He later told me that Rosie was his favorite co-host because he liked her voice.<\/div>\n
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A few weeks ago, we [Mr. Shoes and I] were planning the upcoming shows, and when I mentioned that I wanted to have Rosie co-host yesterday’s show [Naija, Here I Come<\/span><\/a><\/b>], Mr. Shoes’s face brightened up, and we had this conversation:<\/div>\n
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Him:<\/b> Rosie is co-hosting?<\/div>\n
Me:<\/b> Yeap.<\/div>\n
Him:<\/b> Does she know I like her voice?<\/div>\n
Me:<\/b> (laughing)<\/i> Yes, she knows actually.  I told her.<\/div>\n
Him:<\/b> Does she like mine too?<\/div>\n
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If looks could make pigs fly, the look I gave Mr. Shoes would have certainly caused a scene in a few barnyards that day.<\/div>\n
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Last week, Mr. Shoes and I were once again planning the shows for the first quarter of 2010 when he recommended Rosie for one of the shows that we need a married person for.<\/div>\n
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Me:<\/b> Oh, Rosie won’t be able to do it.  She’s not married.  We need a married person, remember?<\/div>\n
Him: <\/b>Rosie is not married? *eyebrows arched very high in his forehead*<\/i><\/div>\n
Me:<\/b> No.<\/div>\n
Him:<\/b> She’s single??? *verbal enthusiasm*<\/i><\/div>\n
Me:<\/b> Yeah.<\/div>\n
Him:<\/b> Oh, wow.<\/div>\n
(He must have forgotten that the first show she co-hosted was about being single.  Well, so much for the love, Mr. Shoes!  No, I am not jealous.  *rolling eyes at 300 miles per hour*<\/b>)<\/i><\/div>\n
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I have thought about these occurrences, and I have decided that there is only one way for me to fix it: I’m going after Turtle<\/b> (Rosie’s<\/span><\/a><\/b> man).<\/div>\n
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Dear Rosie<\/span><\/a><\/b>, please release his digits RIGHT NOW!!!<\/b><\/div>\n
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P.S.<\/b> Shows for 2010 are currently being planned and scheduled, and I’m interested in having new voices.  radio@verastic.com<\/b><\/div>\n
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P.P.S.<\/b> I’m still waiting for those digits, Rosie<\/span><\/a><\/b>.  Turtle and I have to talk!<\/i><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

…with Rosie! The thing is, I don’t think she knows about it. 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