{"id":392,"date":"2009-12-07T05:15:00","date_gmt":"2009-12-07T05:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/verastic.com.s96953.gridserver.com\/site\/?p=392"},"modified":"2009-12-07T05:15:00","modified_gmt":"2009-12-07T05:15:00","slug":"my-husband-is-pregnant-with-my-baby","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/social\/my-husband-is-pregnant-with-my-baby.html","title":{"rendered":"My Husband Is Pregnant With My Baby"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">So I was working on my laptop the other day, not paying any particular attention to what was on the television, until I thought I imagined a voice saying, <b><i>&#8220;My husband is pregnant with my baby&#8230;&#8221;<\/i><\/b>  Naturally, that got my attention.<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">It turned out I had not imagined it.  The voice really did say that her husband was pregnant with her baby.  The only thing is that the voice belonged to a male.  So it was a male then who said, <i>&#8220;My husband is pregnant with my baby&#8230;&#8221;<\/i>  Wait, huh???  You&#8217;re probably as confused as I was when I was watching it. Let&#8217;s start from the beginning.  Assume that the person who said, &#8220;My husband is pregnant with my baby&#8230;&#8221; is a female &#8211; the wife.  Yes, I know I&#8217;m confusing you, but let&#8217;s take it from there:<\/div>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">The female and wife [who said her husband was pregnant] used to be a male, but had been transitioning into a female for the past ten years &#8211; hence the female-looking parts and gender role switch.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">The male and husband [who was pregnant] used to be a female, but had been transitioning into a male for the past two and half years &#8211; hence the male-looking parts and gender role switch.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Sooo&#8230; the husband in this household actually used to be a woman.  And the wife in this household used to be a man.  Are you with me thus far?  Good.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">How then did the husband [who used to be a woman] end up being pregnant???  Well, easy.  The woman [who used to be a man] mistakenly got him [her?] pregnant.  I say <i>mistakenly<\/i> because they didn&#8217;t know it was possible &#8211; considering how much hormones they have consumed.  The pregnant husband didn&#8217;t even know that he [she?] was pregnant until seven months into the pregnancy.  He just thought he was gaining weight.  The couple plans on breast-feeding the baby.  Are you thinking what I&#8217;m thinking?  WHOSE BREASTS??? &#8230;. and CAN I WATCH???<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">I cannot pretend that I understand what it means to be transgendered.   From what I have heard and read, I am grateful that I have never had to, do not now, and by God&#8217;s grace, will not ever have to be confronted with the dilemma of deciding what sex I want to be.  I can say, however, that in all things, God must truly take all the Glory.  This couple has done almost everything to not be what God made them.  I have no right to judge, of course.  But it&#8217;s very interesting that in spite of this, God has made the man do what men do to women when they <i>enter<\/i> them: get them pregnant.  So Who gets the Glory?<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">This must be God&#8217;s way of reminding everyone that He is God &#8211; the Alpha and the Omega.  The Beginning and the End.  He that openeth and no one shuteth; He that shuteth, and no one openeth &#8211; literally.  I&#8217;ve always known that God has an incredible sense of humor.  This is just another living proof.<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\"><b>P.S.<\/b> The husband is now in labor. You should hear him. He sounds just like a woman. I never thought I&#8217;d see the day that a man would have labor contractions, breathe through pursed lips, be dilated, push a baby out, and scream <b>&#8216;Oh, God!&#8217;<\/b> the entire time.  Oh, that&#8217;s right.  <b><i>She<\/i><\/b> isn&#8217;t a man.  But don&#8217;t tell <b><i>her<\/i><\/b> I said so.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I was working on my laptop the other day, not paying any particular attention to what was on the television, until I thought I imagined a voice saying, &#8220;My husband is pregnant with my baby&#8230;&#8221; Naturally, that got my attention. It turned out I had not imagined it. 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