{"id":366,"date":"2009-09-24T04:13:00","date_gmt":"2009-09-24T04:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/verastic.com.s96953.gridserver.com\/site\/?p=366"},"modified":"2009-09-24T04:13:00","modified_gmt":"2009-09-24T04:13:00","slug":"i-need-a-personal-assistant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/social\/i-need-a-personal-assistant.html","title":{"rendered":"I Need A Personal Assistant"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-weight: bold; \">Job description: <\/span><\/div>\n<div>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Update Verastically Livin&#8217; every three days.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Reply comments [on Verastically Livin&#8217;] as they come in.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Hunt down and harass people till they agree to co-host <b><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.blogtalkradio.com\/verastic\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\"  style=\"color:#FF0000;\">Verastically Speakin Talk Radio<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/b>.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Schedule shows on <b><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.blogtalkradio.com\/verastic\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\"  style=\"color:#FF0000;\">Verastically Speakin Talk Radio.<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/b><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Reply all e-mails (on Verastic, Facebook, &amp; Twitter).<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Take and return phone calls.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Reply text messages.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Compose e-mails when needed and keep the readers informed.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Keep the <b><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/group.php?gid=96496078576&amp;ref=ts\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\"  style=\"color:#999900;\">Verastically Speakin&#8217; Talk Radio Facebook Group<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/b> updated.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Approve all my friend requests on <b><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/verastic\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\"  style=\"color:#000099;\">Facebook<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/b>.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Poke back all my pokers on <b><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a href=\"www.facebook.com\/verastic\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\"  style=\"color:#000099;\">Facebook<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/b>.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Put up polls on Verastically Livin for upcoming shows on <b><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.blogtalkradio.com\/verastic\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\"  style=\"color:#FF0000;\">Verastically Speakin&#8217; Talk Radio<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/b>.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Constantly think of show ideas.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Think of the best suitable co-hosts for each show.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Write my book.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Do my school work.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Feed me.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Rub my back.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Moisturize my lips every two hours.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Remind the <i>&#8220;administrative assistant&#8221;<\/i> [aka Funmie] that today is Thursday, and she needs to <b><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Miss_Jayla\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\"  style=\"color:#33CC00;\">follow Miss Jayla<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/b> on Twitter for <b><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/#search?q=%23tweminar\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\"  style=\"color:#6600CC;\">tweminar<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/b>.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Do my hair. [It&#8217;s currently a <i>hot<\/i> mess].<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">I&#8217;m drowning here.  24 hours are hardly enough hours in a day.  48 hours, maybe.  Thank you all for the lovely comments in my previous posts.  I&#8217;m sorry I have not been able to respond to all of them.  I have read them all.  I always do.  Time has not really been on my side.  <\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">On that note, Funmie has really assumed the position of <i>Administrative Assistant<\/i> [stop laughing].  She has been a tremendous help so far, but there are still some things she just can&#8217;t do.  Anyone thinking what I&#8217;m thinking?  Stop thinking what you&#8217;re thinking, pervert.    <\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">So Funmie has been really helpful anyway.  I sent an e-mail out to a whole lotta people about upcoming shows, and the response has been encouraging.  Thank you.  <i><b>We<\/b><\/i> should be able to respond to all the e-mails by this weekend.  I now qualify for the <b><i>we<\/i><\/b> thing.  I have always found it strange when a solo blogger refers to him\/herself as <b><i>we<\/i><\/b>.  I&#8217;ve thought that to be the early signs of schizophrenia.  But in this case, <b><i>we<\/i><\/b> really does fit the case.  <b><i>We<\/i><\/b> as in Funmie and I.  Whenever I am unable to handle it, Funmie will take over.  Fear not, she&#8217;s got the Verastic training too &#8211; whatever that might be.  <\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">Just to remind you &#8212; notice the poll on the right sidebar??  That&#8217;s for the upcoming show on Saturday.  If you have not taken the poll, please do.  It&#8217;ll help <b><i>us<\/i><\/b>.  Also, there&#8217;s a long list of upcoming shows on the left sidebar.  I hope you&#8217;ll be interested in co-hosting.  If so, let <b><i>us<\/i><\/b> know.  Gosh, this is sooo cool!  The whole use  of <b><i>we<\/i><\/b> and <b><i>us.  <\/i><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verastic.com\/2009\/09\/parents-are-so-cute.html\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\"  style=\"color:#FF9900;\">Read the previous post<\/span><\/a><\/span><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-weight: normal;\"> for details on co-hosting.<\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">Well, off I go to bed.  <b><i>We<\/i><\/b> will get back to you.  <b><i>Alright Vera&#8230;. put a cork in it<\/i><\/b>.  Soooo not funny anymore!!!  Do not despair &#8211; whoever said you&#8217;re despairing? &#8211; I still remain the sole updater of this blog. <\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Job description: Update Verastically Livin&#8217; every three days. Reply comments [on Verastically Livin&#8217;] as they come in. Hunt down and harass people till they agree to co-host Verastically Speakin Talk Radio. Schedule shows on Verastically Speakin Talk Radio. Reply all e-mails (on Verastic, Facebook, &amp; Twitter). Take and return phone calls. Reply text messages. 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