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Some weeks ago, my Pastor preached about the wicked hearts and intentions of men (men<\/i> meaning human beings). He talked about how you can shake a person’s hand and the person will have some kind of charm in the palm of his\/her hand. He talked about how imperative it is to always be prayerful – specifically sanctifying everything about us with the Blood of Jesus.<\/div>\n
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Now, I know this may raise some controversy. Some people might see this as a scare tactic, which I understand, but you have to also consider and understand that “The weapons of our warfare are not carnal, but mighty through God to the pulling down of strong holds…”<\/i> 2 Cor 10:4 (I’m usually an NIV babe, but for this verse, I like the KJV better). <\/div>\n
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Pastor made it a point to say, “I am not saying you should not shake anyone’s hands…”<\/i> and for the most part, we all got the point, but I think everyone [that was alert during the service] left thinking, “So this what the world has come to??? I kuku [even\/definitely] suspected that that hand shake Obi gave me last week was just too long and warm for comfort. When did we start Geography that we’re drawing map like that?”<\/i><\/div>\n
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Or maybe I was the only one thinking that.<\/div>\n
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The following week, a very smart doctor came to give us some Health Education (my term, not hers or the church’s). She talked about how the flu has been going around and all that stuff – something that anyone in America – especially those in the cold regions know. She educated us on the regular flu and the swine flu. And then she stressed the importance of washing our hands and using hand sanitizers. <\/div>\n
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Here’s where it gets tricky. I wash my hands several times a day. I wash my hands so many times that Busola has started calling me obsessive compulsive – which I am not, by the way – and I wash my hands so many times that the palms of my hands are now hard – a damage I do not think I can reconcile. But hand sanitizer?!?!?! I do not<\/i> do hand sanitizers. They stink. They burn my eyes. (Do they have ammonia in them?) And they make my hands white. So, me, hand sanitizer?!?! Puh-lease!<\/div>\n
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Alright, fine, I gave in and bought myself a bottle of hand sanitizer – all in the quest to not catch any kind of flu. But in my defense, it is the lavender flavor! I actually went to the baby aisle to get this hand sanitizer. They don’t sell it [the lavender flavor] in the regular hand sanitizer aisle. But I digress… After hearing those two speeches (the one about charms and the one about needing to wash your hands always), you can imagine how paranoid I have been.<\/div>\n
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The hand sanitizer stays in the car. Every time I enter the car, I sanitize my hands and smile because I am confident that come rain, come shine, I will not catch any kind of flu. So why am I sitting on my bed breathing from my mouth with both nostrils completely stuffed??<\/div>\n
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Oh, yeah, I know why!! They (Pastor & the smart medical doctor) forgot to warn us about seven year olds in second grade who can and will bring the flu home from school. Greeeaaaaattttt.<\/i><\/b> And to think I took so much precaution! Now I’m stuck sipping on a hot cup of Theraflu every 6 hours. I hate Theraflu. Even more, I hate this flavor that’s been given to me. Apple & Cinnamon<\/i>. Seriously?!?! I don’t do anything cinnamon. <\/div>\n
Aaagghh, flu. I hate you so. I think I need a refund on my hand sanitizer.<\/div>\n
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P.S.<\/b> Please check the schedule for upcoming Verastically Speaking<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/b> shows (on the top left sidebar). It’s been a little<\/del> a lot crazy around here, but it’s better now. The show will resume its regular schedule on Saturday, September 26th 2009 @ 10:00 AM EST (3:00 PM GMT). And for all the stalkers<\/del> lovers<\/i> of Ekene Agabu<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/b>… he’s back…!!! But don’t say I told you so. You never knew Ekene was even here??? Well then…. get acquainted HERE<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/b>. <\/div>\n

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P.P.S.<\/b> The other co-hosts’ names will be added as time goes on [before the show]. Don’t forget to click on the show title to set up your reminders.<\/div>\n

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