{"id":3541,"date":"2012-08-20T06:45:35","date_gmt":"2012-08-20T10:45:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/verastic.com\/?p=3541"},"modified":"2014-09-24T00:51:02","modified_gmt":"2014-09-24T04:51:02","slug":"how-many-panties-do-you-own","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/vl\/how-many-panties-do-you-own.html","title":{"rendered":"How Many Panties Do You Own?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The title of this post probably doesn&#8217;t make your eyes widen with excitement, and that&#8217;s normal, especially if you are a woman. There are really four interesting things about this latest discovery in the women&#8217;s panties world.<\/p>\n<p><strong>1.<\/strong> \u00a0This average of 34 panties is three times what it was in 1999.<\/p>\n<p><strong>2.<\/strong> \u00a058% of women say that big, white knickers are their favorite. <em>My mom and\u00a0grand mom\u00a0are the only women I can think of who like white knickers.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>3.<\/strong> \u00a0Many women have admitted that reading books like Fifty Shades of Grey has influenced their decision in owning special-occasion\u00a0panties.\u00a0<em>I don&#8217;t own one single special-occasion\u00a0panty. I need to read this book already.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>4.<\/strong> \u00a0In true Verastic fashion, I did the only plausible thing I could think: I counted and took a picture of all my panties. For your viewing pleasure, of course. You&#8217;ll thank me later.<\/p>\n<p>Continue to see. <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Turns out I have a total of 41 panties, and they include all sorts: boy shorts, g-strings, lace, low rise, bikini, thongs, hipsters, and whatever else is in there. \u00a0 I&#8217;m not sure exactly what to do with this information, or how to feel about it. Nonetheless, I have used three of the panties to send you a special message. Enjoy.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Panties-Take-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3745\" title=\"Panties---Take-1\" src=\"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Panties-Take-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"615\" height=\"459\" srcset=\"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Panties-Take-1.jpg 615w, https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Panties-Take-1-300x224.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 615px) 100vw, 615px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em><strong>Fabulous<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Panties-Take-2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3746\" title=\"Panties---Take-2\" src=\"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Panties-Take-2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"615\" height=\"459\" srcset=\"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Panties-Take-2.jpg 615w, https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Panties-Take-2-300x224.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 615px) 100vw, 615px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em><strong>Let&#8217;s Party.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Panties-Take-3.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3747\" title=\"Panties---Take-3\" src=\"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Panties-Take-3.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"615\" height=\"459\" srcset=\"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Panties-Take-3.jpg 615w, https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Panties-Take-3-300x224.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 615px) 100vw, 615px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em><strong>See You Tonight.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>My 41 panties? <strong>Fabulous!<\/strong> What do I wanna do about it? <strong>Let&#8217;s Party!<\/strong> When?? <strong>See You Tonight.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>How many panties (or boxers\/briefs\/boxer-briefs) do you own?<\/p>\n<p><strong>P.S.<\/strong> That fabulous panty is one of the few ones that leave glitter on my face and Igwe&#8217;s face. I&#8217;m not gonna be buying glitter panties any time soon.<\/p>\n<p>[<a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailymail.co.uk\/femail\/article-2178263\/Victorias-secret-revealed-Women-average-THIRTY-FOUR-pair-knickers.html\" target=\"_blank\">Source<\/a>]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The title of this post probably doesn&#8217;t make your eyes widen with excitement, and that&#8217;s normal, especially if you are a woman. There are really four interesting things about this latest discovery in the women&#8217;s panties world. 1. \u00a0This average of 34 panties is three times what it was in 1999. 2. \u00a058% of women<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/vl\/how-many-panties-do-you-own.html\" rel=\"nofollow\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"rop_custom_images_group":[],"rop_custom_messages_group":[],"rop_publish_now":"initial","rop_publish_now_accounts":{"twitter_14738191_14738191":""},"rop_publish_now_history":[],"rop_publish_now_status":"pending","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[560,1],"tags":[6,529,122,161],"class_list":["post-3541","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","category-social","category-vl","tag-funny","tag-panties","tag-underwear","tag-women","entry","has-post-thumbnail"],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v26.2 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>How Many Panties Do You Own? 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