{"id":352,"date":"2009-08-13T04:15:00","date_gmt":"2009-08-13T04:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/verastic.com.s96953.gridserver.com\/site\/?p=352"},"modified":"2009-08-13T04:15:00","modified_gmt":"2009-08-13T04:15:00","slug":"happily-single-all-that-other-stuff","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/social\/happily-single-all-that-other-stuff.html","title":{"rendered":"Happily Single &amp; All That Other Stuff&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Happily married &#8230; of course!<\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Happily single &#8230; <b><i>what? <\/i><\/b><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Yeah, that&#8217;s what we&#8217;re talking about on the radio on Saturday.  <b><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.blogtalkradio.com\/verastic\/2009\/08\/15\/Happily-Single-Myth-or-Fact\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\"  style=\"color:#FF0000;\">Set your reminders!<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/b>  Saturday, August 15th 2009 :: 10:00 AM U.S. EST\/ 3:00 PM GMT time <\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Has everyone heard last Saturday&#8217;s show? It was so much fun that the show became <i><b>full<\/b><\/i> and couldn&#8217;t take anymore calls.  It&#8217;s so unfortunate that so many people were scrambling to hear my very sexy voice, but couldn&#8217;t get through.  <b><i>Oh, life can be so cruel!<\/i><\/b> Or maybe it was full because there were so many women tying up the line, tryna hear the voices of the men I had.  Shameless.  You all are shameless.  But who can blame you?  I was giddy too.  The last time I had so much testosterone was uhm &#8212; uhm &#8212; <b><i>never!<\/i><\/b>  If you haven&#8217;t heard my men tell us what men want, just check out the audio player on the right sidebar.  Or you can download it <b><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.blogtalkradio.com\/verastic\/2009\/08\/08\/What-Do-Men-Want\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\"  style=\"color:#009900;\">HERE.<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>P.S. If anyone still wants <b><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.sexisr.com\/\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\"  style=\"color:#000099;\">Ekene Agabu&#8217;s<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/b> number, home address, social security number, date &amp; place of birth, age, height, weight, favorite color, and of course, most importantly, favorite toothpaste, I&#8217;m here to help &#8230;. for a very minimal and convenient fee of one bottle of any of the following perfumes ===> Pour Femme by Bvlgari, Romance by Ralph Lauren, Miracle Forever by Lancome, Nina by Nina Ricci, Rock n Rose by Valentino, Diamonds by Emperio Armani, and lastly, Vera Wang by Vera Wang.  Vera is my homegirl!<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Next week Saturday (August 22nd), I&#8217;ll be doing the <b><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.blogtalkradio.com\/verastic\/2009\/08\/22\/Female-Acconplished-Over-30-SINGLE\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\"  style=\"color:#6600CC;\">show about women who are 30, accomplished, and single.<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/b>  Amazingly, I still do not have an actual co-host.  I have potential co-hosts, but nothing definite yet.  I have come up with five reasons why it&#8217;s so difficult to find co-hosts:<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>a.  All the single 30 year olds have now regressed back to being 29.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>b.  All the singles have gotten married since I scheduled the show. <\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>c.  Ever since I put statuses on <b><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.twitter.com\/verastic\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\"  style=\"color:#FF9900;\">Twitter<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/b> &amp; <b><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/verastic\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\"  style=\"color:#CC6600;\">Facebook<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/b>, all the single, 30 year old women have vanished off the face of the virtual earthd (so they know nothing of this upcoming show that I write of).<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>d.  They want to co-host, but they don&#8217;t know that I cannot read their mind.  They do not know that I need them to contact me ASAP ===> radio@verastic.com 1-443-934-9039<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>e.  None of the above.  According to one beautiful, single, 30 year old woman, they&#8217;re just <b><i>&#8220;shocked that they&#8217;re 30 and single&#8230;&#8221;<\/i><\/b>  If that be the case, please come out of the shock!  I need you.  <\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Look, peeps, snap out of it and contact me.  I have begged.  I have asked.  I have cajoled.  I have pleaded.  What the heck else am I supposed to do here?  I&#8217;m short of demanding that every woman show proof of age and marital status.  Don&#8217;t make me&#8230;.!!<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Tune in on Saturday.  I&#8217;ll be co-hosting with Ezenwanyi (and Funmie, maybe).<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>P.S. My apologies for not having replied the comments in the previous post.  My spirit has been willing, but my body has been very, very weak.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happily married &#8230; of course! Happily single &#8230; what? Yeah, that&#8217;s what we&#8217;re talking about on the radio on Saturday. 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