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Has anyone had the misfortune of watching the Koko Mansion? I read on Bumight’s<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/b> blog that she watched it, so off I went to watch it too. Before I started watching it, I was alert and oriented X 3 (times 3). I was aware of my name, the time, and my location. Five minutes into it, I forgot my location and time. Barely remembered my name sef. Yes, it was that <\/i>boring! A buncha girls in a house doing nothing and living in peace & harmony. Oh, yeah…there goes the drama and suspense. And… there goes five minutes of my life I will never, ever get back. Great.<\/p>\n

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Skipped through most of it. I just couldn’t handle it. Julius Agwu came in at some point and started misyarning. He said the show is not really about D’Banj, but rather about womanhood. Say what????? I’m not sure how 12 girls living in one house and competing for one man is about womanhood. The koko crew claim that D’banj is taking “the bull by the horns”<\/i> and ending the debate on what to look out for in an ideal woman. There goes your womanhood. Womanhood ko kokolettehood ni.<\/div>\n
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I can’t be too mad at Julius for misyarning like that. He was paid thousands to come and sit there and misyarn, so he’s forgiven. I bet that as the words were leaving his mouth, it took everything he had to surpress a laugh. Bet he was thinking, “Chei Julius… you sabi lie ooo!”<\/i> Enjoy this episode. If you fall asleep and knock your head on the table, just wake up and try again. The rest of the episodes can be found on YouTube. <\/span><\/div>\n

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Oh, and what’s this I hear about Koko Mansion being over?? I’m just starting to get used to having a boring Naija show to catch online. And then they just take it off like that?? Some times you think you know people…<\/span><\/div>\n
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