{"id":349,"date":"2009-08-04T04:12:00","date_gmt":"2009-08-04T04:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/verastic.com.s96953.gridserver.com\/site\/?p=349"},"modified":"2009-08-04T04:12:00","modified_gmt":"2009-08-04T04:12:00","slug":"a-priest-has-been-reading-my-blog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/social\/a-priest-has-been-reading-my-blog.html","title":{"rendered":"A Priest Has Been Reading My Blog!"},"content":{"rendered":"

That said, I know that he will also read this post. But at this point, it cannot possibly get worse.<\/p>\n

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On Saturday, Mom gave me the phone. She said Father John Doe (not his real name, obviously) was on the phone and wanted to talk to me. He heard my radio show<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/span><\/b>. That automatically made me very uncomfortable. So I spoke to him. He commended me on a job well done, asked me how often I do the show, etc. I was very uncomfortable. I really don’t like discussing my blog, articles, and\/or radio show with grown folks<\/i>.<\/div>\n
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But it got worse. Oh, yes it did. Imagine my discomfort when he talked about the oral sex bit. Whew!! He said I was laughing about it and refusing to take any side [refusing to say if I’m for or against oral sex]. Why on earth did he find that post<\/i>? Why didn’t he find the post about when I rededicated my life to Christ<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/span><\/b>? Or my Thanksgiving post<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/span><\/b>? What about the one where I quoted the bible and said that faith without action is dead<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/b>? And where I said it’s so ironic how God takes care of me all the time<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/b>. What about when I called God a romantic<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/span><\/b>?<\/div>\n
Why, why, WHY did it have to be the one about oral sex?!?!<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/span><\/b><\/div>\n
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On that note, I also need to tell Mom to stop helping me spread the gospel of my radio show. Mom knows I do a radio show every Saturday morning. What she doesn’t know is how she can listen to it, where she can listen to it, and what the heck it is that I talk about. I intend to keep it that way. Imagine my mother listening to me talking about size. Nooooooo!!!<\/i><\/b> This is one familiarity I don’t want to have with my mother. We have already watched glorified porn<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/span><\/b> together. That’s good enough.<\/div>\n
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She told her sister, my favorite aunt – who happens to be a Deeper Life Church-going born again Christian – about my radio show. My aunt bombarded me with questions. I tried my darndest to dodge them like arrows. What is the show about? How do you do it? What do you talk about? Do people hear you? So people call in? So do people ask for your opinion? Who do you do it with? What radio station is it on? It’s online? What website is it on? How does it get online? So you have a private conversation with someone and make it public?<\/div>\n
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Oh, darn!! I don’t need this right now.<\/div>\n
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Well, I told her the website is Blog Radio. She doesn’t need to know the rest of the link. I told her we talk about relationships<\/i>. She doesn’t need to know about that episode that addressed the size of certain body parts. I told her a few people<\/i> call in from Maryland. She doesn’t need to know that people call from America and other continents for that matter.<\/div>\n
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Well, there. That wasn’t too hard now, was it?<\/div>\n
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***Little prayer: May the Holy Ghost Fire destroy every temptation my aunt has to google me. Amen.***<\/span><\/b><\/div>\n

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