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This is one totally random post. I have a bunch of little issues to discuss, and I don’t feel like making each of them into individual posts.<\/div>\n
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Random Issue #1: Mr. Shoes.<\/i><\/b> I might get in trouble for refering to him as a random issue. Hehe. But lemme tell you what he did – more like said. Honestly, I don’t know what Mr. Shoes would do without me; thank God for me oh… because I’m teaching him things. Hehe. Can you believe that Mr. Shoes was under the impression that breast milk only comes out at certain times of the day? He was hoping it only comes out during the day, so that at night… well… :-). This breast milk conversation was inspired by my previous post<\/span><\/a><\/b>. <\/div>\n
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Random Issue #2: What the heck is Badoo<\/i><\/b> — and why do people (real or virtual) keep leaving me messages on it? I keep receiving e-mails that say someone left me a message on Badoo. What the heck is that? Is that another social network? I guess I could take the time to google it, but I have more important things to think of right now.<\/div>\n
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Random Issue #3: My template<\/i><\/b> — I’m changing it again. Yeap. So I thought I liked it, but it turns out I don’t. I’m a white-background chic. This whatever-color-we’ll-this color is not working for me at all. I have tried to like it, but I don’t see myself liking it too much. Doesn’t help that Mr. Shoes doesn’t particularly care for it either. I can do a black background, but that’s as far as I’m willing to go, and I’d rather not do the black background because it’s not too easy on the eyes. I’ll work on the template this weekend. <\/div>\n
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Random Issue #4:<\/b> Oh, Range Rover Sport<\/i><\/b>… where art thou? People, I don’t know what to do about my obsession with the Range Rover Sport. I spot the vehicle from a mile away. I stare at it every time I see it. I go as close as I can to it. Sometimes, I touch someone’s parked Range Rover Sport. Is there a way for me to get a FREE Range Rover Sport?? If you’re going to suggest that I buy a Range Rover Sport, then scratch that idea. As I type this right now, I have about $100 to my name – probably not enough to change the oil. I kid you not! All you wealthy people out there, save me from my misery and give me a RANGE ROVER SPORT!!! Oprah, Bill Gates, Warren Buffet, the Walton family, Michael Bloomberg, and Donald Trump… where are you? I need a Range Rover Sport now now now!!!!!!!!!!!!<\/div>\n
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Random Issue #5: Bloggers!<\/i><\/b> <\/i> Did I tell you that I hooked up with three bloggers? Yes, ke. I hooked up with Nefertiti<\/span><\/a><\/b>, Bumight<\/span><\/a><\/b>, and Aloted<\/span><\/a><\/b>. Jealous? Ah, yes of course, you are. We took a picture. I’ll be happy to share it with you. But first, you must read ‘Random Issue #4″ and give me my heart’s desire. *wink, wink* Oh, I also met YankeeNaijaBabe whose blog I just realized is private. When did this happen? Has it always been private?<\/div>\n
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Random Issue #6: <\/span>Verastically Speakin’ Talk Radio<\/span><\/a><\/i><\/b> will be airing in about 9.5 hours – 10:00 AM U.S. Eastern time (3:00 PM Naija time). We’ll be talking about dating exes. Beautiful Nana will be co-hosting with me. Make sure you tune in\/call in! There’s still time for last minute e-mails on today’s show. Here’s the direct link to today’s show online<\/span><\/a><\/b>. E-mail radio@verastic.com<\/b> if you have any contributions and\/or questions (even if it’s not for today’s show). Please check out the schedule for the show on the right sidebar and participate. Help a sister out! Thank you, darlings!<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

This is one totally random post. I have a bunch of little issues to discuss, and I don’t feel like making each of them into individual posts. Random Issue #1: Mr. Shoes. I might get in trouble for refering to him as a random issue. Hehe. 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