{"id":3247,"date":"2012-06-20T11:49:21","date_gmt":"2012-06-20T15:49:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/verastic.com\/?p=3247"},"modified":"2012-10-05T10:23:23","modified_gmt":"2012-10-05T14:23:23","slug":"what-do-citrus-fruits-have-to-do-with-your-honey-pot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/vl\/what-do-citrus-fruits-have-to-do-with-your-honey-pot.html","title":{"rendered":"What Do Citrus Fruits Have To Do With Your Honey Pot?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Honey Pot = Vagina. There are other names for this V-Word that I will remember not to include in this post.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/citrus-fruits.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3294\" title=\"citrus-fruits\" src=\"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/citrus-fruits.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"448\" height=\"298\" srcset=\"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/citrus-fruits.jpg 448w, https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/citrus-fruits-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 448px) 100vw, 448px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>There are some known benefits of citrus fruits (oranges, tangerines, grapefruits, clementines, lemons, limes, etc). \u00a0Some of these benefits include their ability to reduce the risk of heart disease and certain cancers. It is also said that it can reduce the risk of stroke in women. I&#8217;m not going to go into the detail of how this works because that is not what this post is about. Plus, I have no idea anyway, and I&#8217;m too lazy to research it right now. In addition to these benefits, however, you won&#8217;t believe what it can do for your honey pot. Well, find out!<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>I was watching <em>Single Ladies<\/em> on VH1 the other day, and the doctor on the show told one of the characters (can&#8217;t remember her name, but she&#8217;s the white one) while giving her a pap smear that she had one of the most beautiful honey pots he had ever seen. These were not his exact words.<\/p>\n<p>He went ahead to ask her out on a date, and while they were out on that date, he told her that citrus fruits can make her honey pot sweeter. In light of this news, she ordered herself a fruit salad. On another day, they were about to go on a date and he came to pick her up, but he suggested that they <em>eat in<\/em> instead. He definitely <em><strong>ate in<\/strong><\/em>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Lesson learned:<\/strong> Citrus fruits are good for my honey pot, and as soon as I publish this post, I&#8217;m running off to Shoppers to buy all their citrus fruits. They ain&#8217;t never seen nothing like this! By the time I&#8217;m done eating those citrus fruits, even my nether region will be <em>sweet<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Other lesson learned:<\/strong> Did I mention that I learned this from a TV drama\/sitcom? You might wanna take it with a grain of salt until we confirm from a real doctor.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Dilemma:<\/strong> But who will tell me if the citrus fruits are working on my honey pot? Hold that thought <em><strong>*speed-dialing Igwe*<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Honey Pot = Vagina. There are other names for this V-Word that I will remember not to include in this post. &nbsp; There are some known benefits of citrus fruits (oranges, tangerines, grapefruits, clementines, lemons, limes, etc). \u00a0Some of these benefits include their ability to reduce the risk of heart disease and certain cancers. 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