This weekend started off great, or at least normal. Uju had (still has) a cold, so she left work early saturday night and came to my house hoping to transmit the cold to me (what a good friend she is, right?). Anyway, she watched some Nigerian movies she brought, and I catered to her to the best of my ability; I fried plantain and made egg-stew for her as she requested and I brought her pillows to be comfortable (what a great friend I am, right? I know!). Yesterday (Sunday) morning however, she started complaining of stomach pain. At first, I thought it was just some minor pain, but she started crying and told me she was feeling nauseous, so I asked her where the pain was and she pointed 2 it. It was xactly where my pain was, so I was like “uh oh”<\/p>\n
I gave her the medication I took anyway, and for a brief moment, she seemed to be feelin better (just like it happened 2 me). Next thing I knew, she got up and ran to the bathroom to throw up. She threw up all the plantain she ate the night before (wat a waste of plantain!). After that, she felt better… for a few minutes before the pain came back. She resorted to lying on the bathroom floor and crying… and spittin occasionally…just like I did when I was sick.<\/p>\n
I concluded she had the stomach virus like I did… or maybe she had ulcer like I thought I might have had. Anyways, @ a point, she couldn’t take d pain anymore, she my mother called 911. They came in less than 10 minutes (I don’t think they knew we were black), then they checked her and told her it was probably just a stomach virus that has been going around. They told her to just rest and let the virus run its course.<\/p>\n
After that she decided to go home, so I went with her to watch her. I planned on comin home in the night, but I decided to stay, and I am happy (even proud) to say that she is feeling much better today. Thank God!<\/p>\n
So I’m wondering… is there something in my house? I mean, why didn’t she get the virus before coming to my house? It doesn’t make sense, does it? Is it my house? I have 2 bring a pastor 2 bind the virus outta my house… 4 real. <\/p>\n
On the plus side, Funmi and Ibukun are coming over my house today, and I hope they both get infected (yes, I said it!). They deserve it (yes, I said it again!). I want them to have it; I wanna see them bend over in pain. Is that an evil plan? Whatever!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"