{"id":310,"date":"2009-04-07T04:13:00","date_gmt":"2009-04-07T04:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/verastic.com.s96953.gridserver.com\/site\/?p=310"},"modified":"2009-04-07T04:13:00","modified_gmt":"2009-04-07T04:13:00","slug":"lets-talk-about-oral-sex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/social\/lets-talk-about-oral-sex.html","title":{"rendered":"Let’s Talk About [Oral] Sex"},"content":{"rendered":"

I can just see the excitement on everyone’s face. \u00a0You sex-deprived lot! \u00a0Consider this post a rejoinder to my post, Bless Me Father For I Have Kissed.<\/span><\/span><\/a><\/span> \u00a0Now, in case no one noticed, the operative word in the title of that post was KISSED.<\/span> \u00a0As in, we were supposed to be talking about the critical issue at hand aka my predicament: the taboo in kissing before marriage. \u00a0<\/p>\n

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I happened to mention (in one tiny little sentence) that it was also mentioned during the dinner\/conference that oral sex between married couples is a sin. \u00a0Just because of that small sentence, everyone abandoned the issue @ hand (my predicament) to talk about why they must have oral sex when married…come rain, come shine. \u00a0Even Banky W<\/span><\/span><\/a><\/span> commented. \u00a0Rumor has it that he was right in the middle of a concert when he heard Verastic Dot Com published a post saying that having oral sex with his future wife was a sin, so he quickly stopped the concert to come & comment. \u00a0Okay, I lie. \u00a0I am the sole starter and spreader of this rumor. \u00a0 But it could have been true… no?<\/div>\n
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After eighty-seven comments, five truths have sufficed:\u00a0<\/div>\n
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1. \u00a0Una too love oral sex (you love oral sex too much)!! \u00a0<\/div>\n
2. \u00a0You will all have first-class tickets to hell.<\/div>\n
3. \u00a0You will be at the honeymoon suite in the penthouse of hell.<\/div>\n
4. \u00a0I’m not going with you.<\/div>\n
5. \u00a0I’m really, really, REALLY not going with you.<\/div>\n
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So a lot of people asked where it says in the bible that oral sex between married couples is perversion. \u00a0I have looked through the bible, and of course, I cannot find the following exact words (if that is what you are looking for):<\/div>\n
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“Thou shalt not suck on your neighbor’s penis.”<\/span> \u00a0OR “Thou shalt not lick your neighbor’s vagina.”<\/span> \u00a0No, those words are not there exactly. \u00a0However, the following words are there:<\/div>\n
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** \u00a0“Do not lie with a man as one lies with a woman; that is detestable.” (Lev 18:22)<\/div>\n
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** \u00a0“Do not have sexual relations with an animal and defile yourself with it. \u00a0A woman must not present herself to an animal to have sexual relations with it; that is a perversion<\/span><\/span>.” (Lev 18: 23)<\/div>\n
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** \u00a0“Let us behave decently, as in the daytime, not in orgies<\/span><\/span> and drunkenness, not in sexual immorality and debauchery…” (Romans 13:13)<\/div>\n
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** The acts of the sinful nature are obvious: sexual immorality, impurity and debauchery; idolatry and witchcraft; hatred, discord, jealousy, fits of rage, selfish ambiton, dissensions, factions of envy; drunkenness, orgies,<\/span><\/span> and the like…” (Galatians 5: 19-21)<\/div>\n
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These words are not mine obviously. \u00a0They are from my bible (Women of Faith Study Bible. \u00a0NIV). \u00a0ADifferentNaijaSpec<\/span><\/span><\/a><\/span>, I hope these bible quotations have answered your question about what is considered a sin. \u00a0Direct any further questions to God. \u00a0LOL. \u00a0<\/div>\n
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Nice Anon<\/span><\/span><\/a><\/span> asked, “Is feeling for the size of the thing considered or can it be counted as kissing too? \u00a0I ask because no one wants to end up with an Asian sized thing. \u00a0You know they are known for having peanut sized thing.”<\/span><\/div>\n
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Ehm… Madam Nice Anon, I will go ahead and make an educated guess here: God will not approve of any feeling for the size of “the thing” before marriage. \u00a0LOL. \u00a0I might be wrong oh, but something just tells me there is no way to explain that to God. \u00a0Besides, how many Asian “things” does it take to prove your hypothesis? \u00a0Plenty! \u00a0So how many have you felt? \u00a0If your answer is “at least half of the Asian population,” I’ll give you my advise: stay away from the Asian men. \u00a0Ha ogodo nwoke aka ka ogodo nwoke ha gi (Leave men’s trousers alone so that men’s trousers will leave you) …. so says my mom…. and no, not to me! \u00a0That is what she used to tell our help, Nkechi…. right before Nkechi got pregnant. \u00a0It is safe to assume that Nkechi didn’t listen, but anyway…<\/div>\n
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Per the comments I’m receiving, lemme clarify something up: The reason why “orgies” is in bold is because I mentioned it as a sin in my other post. \u00a0I put it in bold here as reinforcement. \u00a0The relationship between oral sex and animals? \u00a0Well, technically none. \u00a0But the conference I attended considers oral sex as perversion while the bible considers sex with animals as perversion. \u00a0It might help to read the first post, Bless Me Father For I Have Kissed.<\/span><\/a><\/span> \u00a0Now that we have tackled this oral sex problem, can we get back to the issue of my kissing or lack-of-kissing \u00a0palaver?<\/div>\n
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P.S. For those that want to know who I have been kissing… send me a Range Rover Sport and we can talk. \u00a0But the most important thing is that My Kisser would prefer to be addressed as My Kisser<\/span><\/span><\/span> (not my Kissee <\/span>as someone\/some people called him) because he initiated the kiss. \u00a0Hey, I’m just the messenger here. \u00a0*wink* \u00a0<\/span>If you need clarification, direct your questions to him. \u00a0I’ll be sure he gets them.<\/div>\n
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