{"id":307,"date":"2009-03-29T04:10:00","date_gmt":"2009-03-29T04:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/verastic.com.s96953.gridserver.com\/site\/?p=307"},"modified":"2009-03-29T04:10:00","modified_gmt":"2009-03-29T04:10:00","slug":"what-happens-when","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/social\/what-happens-when.html","title":{"rendered":"What Happens When&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;you&#8217;re boiling eggs and you let the water dry out?<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><strong>Apparently, the eggs explode!<\/strong><\/div>\n<div align=\"center\"><\/div>\n<div align=\"center\"><strong><\/strong><\/div>\n<div align=\"center\"><strong><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 214px; CURSOR: hand\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5315735535959796978\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_JGw_f7aCtEE\/ScVJTlTN7PI\/AAAAAAAAAbE\/DVFKNVqI4SQ\/s320\/DSC_1013.JPG\" \/><\/strong><\/div>\n<p>Now, before you go judging me, I was not the one who put the eggs on fire; my mother did &#8211; although she did tell me to watch over them. But in my defense, she obviously put too little water because it was barely five minutes after she told me to watch them that the eggs exploded. Alright, fine. The truth is that it was about <del><strong>thirty<\/strong><\/del> <strong>forty-five<\/strong> minutes after she told me to watch them that the eggs exploded&#8230; and I forgot because I was *drumroll* blogging. *sigh*<\/p>\n<p>But let&#8217;s look @ the bright side. I have discovered something new: <strong><span style=\"font-size:180%;color:#ff0000;\">pesin fit use boiled egg do explosive oo! (Boiled eggs can be used as explosives).<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Now, I&#8217;m wondering if I should have typed the word, <strong><em>&#8220;explosives&#8221;<\/em><\/strong> on my blog (and then dared to make it bold &amp; italic). Hmmmph! If I don&#8217;t update after today, please know that the Pentagon people have gotten me and locked me up in Guantanamo Bay. Oh, wait&#8230; my brother is now in power. Shoot, wetin I dey fear?! (What am I afraid of?!)<\/p>\n<p>P.S. I keep forgeting to tell you about my new article, <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/veraezimora.blogspot.com\/2009\/03\/facebook-9th-planet.html\"><span style=\"font-size:180%;color:#000099;\">Facebook &#8211; The 9th Planet.<\/span><\/a><\/strong> Check it out, please. Click <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/veraezimora.blogspot.com\/2009\/03\/facebook-9th-planet.html\"><span style=\"font-size:180%;color:#000099;\">HERE<\/span><\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;you&#8217;re boiling eggs and you let the water dry out? Apparently, the eggs explode! Now, before you go judging me, I was not the one who put the eggs on fire; my mother did &#8211; although she did tell me to watch over them. 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