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….If I were to swallow one pill of Extenze for a week or two??<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

The other day, I was doing my assignment late @ night. I had to stay up late to do it because I had procastinated for so long and finally, I was doing it at the eleventh hour. Why do today what you can do tomorrow, right? Oh, well. But I digress. I was in my bedroom, minding my own laptop when I had to go pee. On my way back, I could not help but glance at the TV when I realized that Ocean’s Eleven (a movie I’ve watched several times but still love watching) was playing. I decided to stay in the living room and do my assignment. That wasn’t a very smart move, seeing as I finished my assignment at six in the morning. But anyway…<\/p>\n

Like I said, it was late @ night – at about one or two in the morning. I must have seen at least three commercials of Extenze during the course of the movie. Extenze<\/span><\/a><\/strong> is a medication that is made for men to help extend their member. It enhances their “desire, pleasure, and performance.”<\/em><\/strong> The makers of Extenze are apparently so confident in their work that they are willing to send a free bottle! All the man has to do is pay shipping and handling.<\/p>\n

But being as Verastic as I am, I could not help but muster up some thoughts of my own: what would happen if a woman were to take Extenze???<\/span><\/em><\/strong> Would certain body parts get bigger too? Would she suddenly grow hair in places she never knew she could grow hair on (like the sole of her feet and maybe her tongue)? Would her voice become deeper? Or wait, would she then begin to grow said member??? Questions, questions, questions. But who will answer them?<\/p>\n

I’ve got an idea!! How about some ladies volunteer themselves for this experiment? Look @ it as your own contribution to science. Or don’t you want your children to know more? We’ll divide the group of women into two: half of them will take the actual medication, but the other half (unbeknownst to them) will take the placebo. My team of highly professional professionals<\/strong> will monitor them closely for adverse effects. I would have loved to take part in this sure-to-win-a-pulitzer-award research<\/em><\/strong>, but as the experimenter, it will be unwise – not to mention, unsafe – for me to take part in it. That will be considered going native<\/em>. Besides, I want to do a purely observational research. So who’s in? Don’t make me start picking people myself!!!<\/p>\n

For the guys, I’m sure you feel left out, and I’m sorry, but don’t worry, I’ll think of something for you. Ever wondered what it’d be like to wear a tampon?? No?? What about taking a birth control pill? Well, sit back and relax, I’ll think of something really good for you guys. You’re too good and too fine to be left out of history. In the meantime in between time, feel free to donate any of the following people to the cause of this scientific research: girlfriend(s), wife(ves), mother, grandmother(s), great grandmother(s), mother in-law, sister(s) in-law, ex-wife(ves), ex-fiancee(s), sister(s), ex-girlfriend(s), fiancee(s), female friend(s), female enemy(ies), female coworker(s), female boss(es), etc. Any female in fact!<\/p>\n

P.S. My current status on Facebook says, ‘Vera is wondering what will happen if a woman takes Extenze – the medication that extends a man’s uhm…member.”<\/em><\/strong> The responses (over 40 between Monday evening and Tuesday morning) have been hilarious to say the least! Goodness, humor is such a beautiful thing. If you’re my friend on Facebook and you’re bored, feel free to read up on them…and add your own 2 cents. Or you could add me as your friend. <\/span><\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

So back to my question: what do you think would happen if a woman were to take E<\/span>x<\/span>t<\/span>e<\/span>n<\/span>z<\/span>e<\/span>?<\/span>?<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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