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Meeting a man without having to join some singles’ network: + $300<\/strong>
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Having said man ask you for your number: + $100<\/strong><\/p>\n

Realizing he has a good job and mentally calculating your future good life (come on, we all do it!)<\/em>: + $ 100, 000<\/strong><\/p>\n

Realizing he’s a mighty good dancer: + $300<\/strong> (You don’t have to pay for dance classes)<\/em><\/p>\n

Finding him kinda, sorta cute: + $1000<\/strong> (you won’t be ashamed to show up with him in public)<\/em>
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Realizing he @ least attends church: + $500<\/strong> (you won’t have to buy books to explain to him why church is imperative. And hopefully, he comprehends spirituality and being born again; if not, there are ways to change that….including but not limited to twisting of the arms, pulling of both ears, pinching of both nipples, sexual starvation, kicking of the groin, slapping of the cheeks, pointing of a gun to his head, violent smacking of his butt cheeks, etc….you get my drift. He’ll come to Jesus after one or all<\/strong> of these).<\/em><\/p>\n

Finding out he asked You<\/strong> and Your Friend<\/strong> out….and gave you both different names: PRICELESS<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

There are some things in life that money can’t buy. For everything else, there is Mastercard….to pay for the private investigators who will investigate our toasters….and reveal a few things…like the probability of them asking our friends out!<\/p>\n

FYI<\/strong>: Funmi is the one I’m talking about here. Sadly, I’m the other friend. Cruel, cruel world. lol. Please send all your condolences to Funmi; she’s the one who thought he was cute …. and a good dancer … and all that ish. <\/p>\n

But in his defense, he didn’t lie about his name. Let’s say his name is Wesley. He told Funmi his name is ‘Wes’ and he told me his name is ‘Lee.’ So technically, he didn’t lie. And he asked Funmi out first. So Funmi is the iyale and I’m the iyawo. Sebi that means I’m the hotter<\/em> one?? Obviously, Funmi musta been doing something wrong. That’s my story and I’m sticking 2 it!<\/p>\n

Read Episode 1 of my priceless series <\/em><\/strong>HERE<\/em><\/strong><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Meeting a man without having to join some singles’ network: + $300Having said man ask you for your number: + $100 Realizing he has a good job and mentally calculating your future good life (come on, we all do it!): + $ 100, 000 Realizing he’s a mighty good dancer: + $300 (You don’t haveRead More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"rop_custom_images_group":[],"rop_custom_messages_group":[],"rop_publish_now":"initial","rop_publish_now_accounts":{"twitter_14738191_14738191":""},"rop_publish_now_history":[],"rop_publish_now_status":"pending","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[],"tags":[6,95],"class_list":["post-275","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","tag-funny","tag-priceless","entry"],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"\nPriceless! - Episode 2 - Verastic<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/social\/priceless-episode-2.html\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"Vera Ezimora\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:label2\" content=\"Est. reading time\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data2\" content=\"2 minutes\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" class=\"yoast-schema-graph\">{\"@context\":\"https:\/\/schema.org\",\"@graph\":[{\"@type\":\"WebPage\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/social\/priceless-episode-2.html\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/social\/priceless-episode-2.html\",\"name\":\"Priceless! - Episode 2 - Verastic\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/#website\"},\"datePublished\":\"2008-12-08T06:50:00+00:00\",\"author\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/#\/schema\/person\/2c1b7969fbea03a45b97d54a5228cc1a\"},\"breadcrumb\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/social\/priceless-episode-2.html#breadcrumb\"},\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"ReadAction\",\"target\":[\"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/social\/priceless-episode-2.html\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"BreadcrumbList\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/social\/priceless-episode-2.html#breadcrumb\",\"itemListElement\":[{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":1,\"name\":\"Home\",\"item\":\"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\"},{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":2,\"name\":\"Priceless! – Episode 2\"}]},{\"@type\":\"WebSite\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/#website\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/\",\"name\":\"Verastic\",\"description\":\"Recklessly authentic.\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"SearchAction\",\"target\":{\"@type\":\"EntryPoint\",\"urlTemplate\":\"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/?s={search_term_string}\"},\"query-input\":{\"@type\":\"PropertyValueSpecification\",\"valueRequired\":true,\"valueName\":\"search_term_string\"}}],\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\"},{\"@type\":\"Person\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/#\/schema\/person\/2c1b7969fbea03a45b97d54a5228cc1a\",\"name\":\"Vera Ezimora\",\"image\":{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/#\/schema\/person\/image\/\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/f6c1e19c23a08351aab97f35d3ca650f0b87e7e96937f85baf0faf6e0834bc51?s=96&d=mm&r=g\",\"contentUrl\":\"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/f6c1e19c23a08351aab97f35d3ca650f0b87e7e96937f85baf0faf6e0834bc51?s=96&d=mm&r=g\",\"caption\":\"Vera Ezimora\"},\"description\":\"I mean, I'm a lot of things - a Writer, Blogger, Speaker, Vlogger, Content Creator, Storyteller, Truth-Sayer, Milk-Lover, Yogurt-Addict, Entrepreneur, Daughter, Wife, Mom, & Nwa Jesu. 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