{"id":2676,"date":"2012-05-24T09:45:06","date_gmt":"2012-05-24T13:45:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/verastic.com\/?p=2676"},"modified":"2012-10-05T10:32:10","modified_gmt":"2012-10-05T14:32:10","slug":"the-perfume-the-world-has-been-dying-to-have","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/vl\/the-perfume-the-world-has-been-dying-to-have.html","title":{"rendered":"The Perfume The World Has Been Dying To Have"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am a proud lover of perfumes. You know that, right? Two years ago, I did <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/g39uE4\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>a post about my perfume addiction<\/strong><\/a>. And although the picture from that post disappeared when I moved my blog, you can at least still see the names of the 29 bottles I had. I made a resolution to not buy anymore perfumes till I have emptied every last bottle. So far, I have 16 bottles left. Last one I emptied was \u00a0Mediterranean\u00a0by Elizabeth Arden. And I&#8217;m very proud of myself because when Igwe attempted to buy me Pour Femme by Bvlgari (number one on my wanted list), I stood my ground and said no. <strong>*Pats self on back*<\/strong> But this happened before I found out about iFragrance. You know, the new-iPad-smell perfume. No really, that&#8217;s what it is. It&#8217;s the perfume that smells like a new iPad. Or rather, like a new Apple product.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>As a proud iPad user (I bought mine on the day it became available), I am disappointed in myself for not taking the extra time to savor the smell of my new iPad. Had I known then that there a perfume was in the works to mirror that distinct and oh-s0-forgettable smell of my new iPad, I would have, maybe, wrapped mine up in a ziplock to lock up the fragrance.<\/p>\n<p>Basically, what I am trying to tell you is that the Aussie art collective, Great Hits has partnered up with perfume makers, Air Aroma to create a brand new perfume &#8211; one that smells like a new Apple product. Until I discovered this new invention, I did not even realize that new Apple products have a particular smell. The problem now is that my newest (and only) Apple product is two months old and the smell has vanished. It now smells like whatever perfume I&#8217;m wearing at the moment.<\/p>\n<p>I hate to break your heart, but iFragrance isn&#8217;t available for sale yet. Strange, huh? But you know what perfume I&#8217;d like to wear and sell? It&#8217;s the New-Post-On-Verastic-Dot-Com perfume. 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