{"id":263,"date":"2008-10-29T09:02:00","date_gmt":"2008-10-29T09:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/verastic.com.s96953.gridserver.com\/site\/?p=263"},"modified":"2008-10-29T09:02:00","modified_gmt":"2008-10-29T09:02:00","slug":"now-that-ive-been-interviewed-by-standtall","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/social\/now-that-ive-been-interviewed-by-standtall.html","title":{"rendered":"Now That I’ve Been Interviewed By Standtall…"},"content":{"rendered":"

Certain things have to change around here. I am no longer on you people’s level oo! I am now an interviewee. This means that I can no longer be addressed as Vera, but rather as Madam Interviewee Vera.<\/strong> Shey una grab??<\/p>\n

Here are a few rules and regulations that all bloggers and commentors must follow<\/p>\n

1. No one is allowed to start a blog without first consulting Madam Interviewee Vera and getting her permission.<\/p>\n

2. No one is allowed to put up a blog post or comment on any post (including theirs) without first consulting Madam Interviewee Vera and getting her permission.<\/p>\n

3. All bloggers must send a bottle of perfume to Madam Interviewee Vera’s P. O. BOX monthly. Failure to do this will result in area boys beating the defiant blogger up.<\/p>\n

4. All male bloggers are required to give Madam Interviewee Vera a foot rub and a back massage once a month. Please email your schedule to her immediately.<\/p>\n

5. All female bloggers are required to come & wash Madam Interviewee Vera’s plates, underwears, and bras once a month. Please email your schedule to her immediately.<\/p>\n

6. All bloggers are required to send a text to Madam Interviewee Vera’s phone once a month. The text must read: “I love you, Madam Interviewee Vera. You’re the most beautiful woman in the world. What will I ever do without you?”<\/span><\/em><\/strong> To which Madam Interviewee Vera will respond, “Nothing, of course.”<\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

7. All bloggers are required to do a Tribute to Madam Interviewee Vera<\/u><\/strong> post once a month. This tribute will discuss all the wonderful things about Madam Interviewee Vera, and how Blogville is nothing without her.<\/p>\n

8. After much deliberation, Madam Interviewee Vera has decided that Blogger\/Blogspot will no longer be a free service. There will now be a payment of $50 per month. All cash, money orders, and checks should be mailed to Madam Interviewee Vera’s P. O. BOX.<\/p>\n

9. A 2010 Range Rover is no longer sufficient for Madam Interviewee Vera. It just doesn’t quite befit her status. Madam Interviewee Vera is now requesting a 2011 Range Rover instead. Black exterior, leather interior, and semi-tinted windows.<\/p>\n

10. Finally, all male bloggers are required to propose to Madam Interviewee Vera with an engagement ring that costs at least $5000. And all female bloggers must ooh and ahh during each proposal.<\/p>\n

***As much as Madam Interviewee Vera would like to accept all the proposals, the fact is that she will be overwhelmed. She may not say yes to marriage, but she will take the ring, and then there will be a no-wedding wedding (a wedding celebrating the non-existence of a wedding).<\/p>\n

Rules for the no-wedding wedding.<\/p>\n

1. All bloggers and commentors must attend.<\/p>\n

2. Each guest must arrive in their own Limousine – rented and paid for by the guest.<\/p>\n

3. Each female guest must buy the asebi lace ($650 for five yards), matching scarf ($80), and Italian shoes & bag ($1000).<\/p>\n

4. All asebi laces will be designed by Vera Wang herself. No exceptions.<\/p>\n

5. No male blogger\/commentor is allowed to come with a date. I will be everyone’s date – whether they want me to be or not.<\/p>\n

6. Each guest must come with a gift. I will set up my registry very soon.<\/p>\n

7. Finally, each guest must come with at least $200 to throw on me while I’m dancing. No one is allowed to throw money on anyone else – not even on themselves. I will have a mobile ATM hanging on me too, so that people can slide their card and punch in the desired amount they want to throw on me. That way, no1 will have the excuse of not having enough change.<\/p>\n

Shikena!!!<\/p>\n

Oh yeah, check out this new blogger. Show her some love, please. She’s Nouveau Afrique.<\/span><\/strong><\/a> <\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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