{"id":260,"date":"2008-10-21T17:57:00","date_gmt":"2008-10-21T17:57:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/verastic.com.s96953.gridserver.com\/site\/?p=260"},"modified":"2011-03-29T13:13:44","modified_gmt":"2011-03-29T18:13:44","slug":"oops-i-did-it-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/vl\/oops-i-did-it-again.html","title":{"rendered":"Oops! I Did It Again!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_JGw_f7aCtEE\/SP5bV_AXqfI\/AAAAAAAAAXo\/AjqSEESZCsE\/s1600-h\/DSC_1683.JPG\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5259741848063683058\" style=\"margin: 0px 10px 10px 0px; float: left; cursor: hand;\" src=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_JGw_f7aCtEE\/SP5bV_AXqfI\/AAAAAAAAAXo\/AjqSEESZCsE\/s320\/DSC_1683.JPG\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>First of all, I apologize for the long silence. I have been feeling mighty uneasy. It&#8217;s been quite a while since I stayed this long without updating. I will try my best to not let it ever happen again. It&#8217;s shameful! That being said, I credit my inability to update on the little human being that spent the weekend with me. Her name is Ireti (Funmi&#8217;s little darling).<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>On Friday, I went to Funmi&#8217;s house to chill. Before I left, Funmi was getting ready to attend Pastor Adeboye&#8217;s vigil. I couldn&#8217;t make it. Ireti was not cooperating with Funmi. She refused to wear her clothes, refused to wear her shoes, and even took off her underwear &#8211; a move I was very troubled by. She&#8217;s only three years old; it&#8217;s a little early to be going commando&#8230;don&#8217;t you think? lol. Eventually, she agreed to put on her underwear, but I think she wanted to wear the underwear on top of her pantyhose. Let&#8217;s say she&#8217;s not fashion-conscious yet.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>To cut the long story short, I ended up going home with her that night. Looking @ the gorgeous gal in my house, I could not resist the urge to dress her up, paint her face, and take a few shots. So that is how Ireti ended up looking like that. She&#8217;s absolutely gorgeous&#8230;don&#8217;t you think? The outfit does not belong to her. In fact, nothing you see on her belongs to her. They all belong to me. When I decide to use any of the jewelry, I&#8217;m wondering if people will start looking @ me and wondering if I have no shame&#8230;.you know, with borrowing jewelry from a three year old et al.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>There are plenty more interesting pictures, including one where she was reading &#8211; or looked like she was reading, Half of a Yellow Sun by Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie. Needless to say, Ireti was with me till Sunday and refused to go back to her people. Her mother (Funmi is not her mother by the way) said I could keep her till Monday &#8211; a generous offer that I generously refused to take. I just couldn&#8217;t see myself waking up so early to give a three year old a shower, prepare lunch for her, and then take her to school. Kai. That one too much 4 me abeg.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>There were a total of 83 pictures, but I only uploaded 32 for your viewing pleasure. Click <a href=\"http:\/\/verastic.shutterfly.com\/\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: 180%; color: #ffcc00;\">HERE<\/span><\/strong><\/a> to view them all. The album is the most recent album on top of the page. Happy viewing!!  Oh, I should explain the reason for the title of this blog is because this is not the first time I have done this to Ireti.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>By the way, <a href=\"http:\/\/genderandme.blogspot.com\/\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: 130%; color: #33cc00;\"><em>Standtall<\/em><\/span><\/strong><\/a> will be interviewing me on her blog on Thursday&#8230;.yay!!! I&#8217;ll be signing autographs afterwards. 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