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\"\"<\/a>If anyone can tell me what that psychopath by the left who calls herself Funmi is doing, then please do. If you ask her, she’ll say she was dancing – yahoozeeing to be precise, but if you ask me, I’ll say she had one too many whatever-she-was drinking. I guess it’s not too bad since her dimple looks so pweety. That’s the only good thing about the yeye gal. Oh, and her culinary skills too. Other than that…. *hiss* The past week & weekend has been so busy for me, hence the lack of an update. All I wanna do right now is close my eyes and sleep, but duty calls. On Saturday, we hosted a beautiful surprise baby shower for a dear friend, Y. We had mad fun. I mean, how many times do you attend a baby shower where there is a DJ and an after-party? lol. So yeah, you can say we had a lotta fun. I took lotsa pics. After I deleted the unnecessary and blurry ones, I was left with 250. I uploaded 28 of them for your viewing pleasure. Now, b4 any1 starts asking questions, lemme respond… No, I am not the one on the home page of my photo collections page. That’s Uju & her nephew. I didn’t even put the pictures there; the website automatically put them. And no, I am not in any of the pictures you’re about to view from the shower…sorry. Just click on the most recent album, which is the one on top. Anyway, click HERE<\/span><\/strong><\/a> to view the pics.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>Mom drove my car to work the other day because she was running late and didn’t have time to stop by the gas station to put gas in her car. The next day, I went out with my car. Time to come down from the car and I realized the damage the woman had done. Chei. And she didn’t even bother telling me. Maybe she thought I wouldn’t notice? lol. So now, every time I wanna get outta the car, I have to wind down the window to open the door. This reminds of the molues in Naija. Haba, I’m too fine 4 this oo! What if I attend a posh party where there is valet parking? Wait, what if there are fine boys outside the parry and they see me getting outta my car in that manner?? That na scandal o. Chai!! Mommy, you no do me well @ all. It has been very inconvenient, as you can imagine because I keep forgetting that the door handle is bad. I turn off the car, attempt to get out, and then realize I have to start the car again to wind the window down. Ah, I will be rich in Jesus name. Shebi money is doing shakara 4 me now abi? lol. Anyway, I will try & fix it by this weekend. When I asked my mom about it, she gave the classical Naija response to everything, “It was the devil.<\/em><\/strong>“<\/p>\n

Come Friday, I may or may not be attending the African Bankers Award. I have never attended it before; in fact, I had never heard of it before now, but I was invited by the publisher of Kitu Kizuri Magazine.<\/span><\/strong><\/a> Why do I feel like this is one of her attempts to hook me up with an eligible bachelor? lol. She has been telling me to “get out there and meet new people<\/em><\/strong>“. I’ve been meeting new people ooo! Look @ all the new bloggers I have discovered lately. lol.<\/p>\n

Speaking of meeting new people, I met Ramsey Noah on Thursday. He was pretty cool. I took a picture with him. You can see it on my camera *sticking tongue out* I’ll update in two or three days.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

If anyone can tell me what that psychopath by the left who calls herself Funmi is doing, then please do. If you ask her, she’ll say she was dancing – yahoozeeing to be precise, but if you ask me, I’ll say she had one too many whatever-she-was drinking. 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