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There is a Nigerian movie that is sweeping the Cyberspace. In other words, people are tweeting and facebooking about it. It’s called Fazebook Babes<\/em>. The movie is starring Mercy Johnson, Oge Okoye, and some other people. If you’re looking at the title and remembering a certain time you watched or heard of other impressive titles like Obama Babes<\/em>, Blackberry Babes<\/em>, and Lady Gaga<\/em>, then you’re not alone.<\/p>\n

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That said, if you have not watched Fazebook Babes, then you should. I did not go past twenty minutes, but hey, you should give it a shot. If not for anything, you should watch it for the first ten minutes. Oge Okoye plays the part of Juanita. I think she has another name, but I don’t remember now. Anyway, in the first ten minutes of the movie, Juanita shows affection for her pet, a parrot named Linda. She holds Linda in her hand, asks her how she’s doing, kisses her … you know, the works. And it’s evident that she loves this pet.<\/p>\n

There’s only one problem: Linda the parrot is a ceramic parrot. No, Juanita (Oge Okoye) isn’t playing the part of someone with dementia or schizophrenia. Nope, far from it. But I cannot say the same for the makers of this movie. You see, the ceramic parrot is — how do I put this? Well, basically, we, the watchers of the movie are not supposed to notice that Linda the parrot is actually ceramic. Because, I mean, who would notice that Linda the parrot is stationary, no matter which way you hold her.<\/p>\n

I only watched it for about twenty minutes. I couldn’t take it longer than that. But maybe you’ll have better luck. Watch Fazebook\u00a0Babes Part 1<\/strong> here<\/strong><\/a> and watch Fazebook Babes Part 2 here<\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n

P.S.<\/strong> That said, Oge Okoye needs to stop playing roles like this one. Every time I see her in a movie, I feel like I have seen the movie before. She plays the same roles, acts the same way, talks the same way, has the same kind of clothes and make-up *yawn* Either she’s playing the same character over and over again, or she’s playing Oge Okoye in all her roles. I think it’s the latter.<\/p>\n

Err, enjoy the film though. Greeeaaaaaaat stuff.<\/p>\n

*storms off the blog*<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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