{"id":2330,"date":"2012-03-03T04:00:28","date_gmt":"2012-03-03T09:00:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/verastic.com\/?p=2330"},"modified":"2012-10-18T02:17:37","modified_gmt":"2012-10-18T06:17:37","slug":"gojo-handsfree-am-i-the-only-one-who-finds-this-ridiculous","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/vl\/gojo-handsfree-am-i-the-only-one-who-finds-this-ridiculous.html","title":{"rendered":"GoJo Handsfree &#8230; Am I The Only One Who Finds This Ridiculous?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Everyday there are new inventions. Some are great. Some leave you wondering &#8230; why??? Like this GoJo handsfree thing. I saw the commercial a couple of weeks ago, and I was stunned! I think I had my mouth open the entire time. If you think the picture looks ridiculous, wait till you see the video ad.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/gojo.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2331\" title=\"GoJo Handsfree\" src=\"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/gojo.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"465\" height=\"349\" srcset=\"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/gojo.png 465w, https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/gojo-300x225.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 465px) 100vw, 465px\" \/><!--more--><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I won&#8217;t bother giving you a transcript of the ad. You can watch it and see for yourself. Maybe I just don&#8217;t have an appreciation for the finer things in life. But after watching the video, the only think I could think of was, <em>why the heck would I want to go out looking like that?!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"615\" height=\"342\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/BqcUrmVKjjM\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>But it also brought something to mind: the ancestor of the Gojo Handsfree. So I went scowling through the internet. It was not easy, but I was determined, so I eventually found it. Behold, the forefather of the Gojo Handsfree!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/hands-free-cell-phone.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2332\" title=\"Gojo Handsfree's Ancestor\" src=\"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/hands-free-cell-phone.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"351\" srcset=\"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/hands-free-cell-phone.jpg 400w, https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/hands-free-cell-phone-300x263.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Order your GoJo Handsfree <a href=\"https:\/\/www.gojohandsfree.com\/\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>here<\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Everyday there are new inventions. Some are great. Some leave you wondering &#8230; why??? Like this GoJo handsfree thing. I saw the commercial a couple of weeks ago, and I was stunned! I think I had my mouth open the entire time. 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