{"id":2150,"date":"2012-02-17T09:30:38","date_gmt":"2012-02-17T14:30:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/verastic.com\/?p=2150"},"modified":"2012-10-18T02:20:03","modified_gmt":"2012-10-18T06:20:03","slug":"have-you-used-the-louis-vuitton-condoms","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/vl\/have-you-used-the-louis-vuitton-condoms.html","title":{"rendered":"Have You Used The Louis Vuitton Condoms?"},"content":{"rendered":"

There’s always something new to wonder about everyday. This time, I’m wondering about the Louis Vuitton condoms. \u00a0For all of you who use Lifestyle, Durex, Trojan, Magnum, or even Gold Circle condoms, move over. The Louis Vuitton condoms are here. And they only cost $68 a piece (about N10, 200). Continue to see the designers condom.<\/p>\n

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Hold off on pulling your penis out. The condoms were not actually created by Louis Vuitton. I wonder why. They were created by Irakli Kiziria. According to him, he tagged it at $68 because he wanted to donate some of the proceeds to World Aids Day. I’m sure he did.<\/p>\n

I have not found any literature that\u00a0alludes\u00a0to the quality of this Louis Vuitton condom – in spite of its faux status. It’s great that it’s Louis Vuitton and it even comes with the signature LV logo on the condom, but does it actually prevent pregnancy and the spread of STDs? I wonder if it comes with a certificate of authenticity, however unauthentic it is.<\/p>\n

I am tempted to ask what kind of idiot would come up with this kind of business idea, but I am sure that someone has bought this Louis Vuitton condom and has proudly displayed his penis for all to see: Look! Even my penis wears designers cloaks. \u00a0There’s something about the orientation of some of us (Nigerian women). If this condom has made it to Nigeria, I am also sure that there is one over-sexed girl somewhere saying to a man, “What is that in your hand? Durex??? No oh! I’m allergic to that thing. My vagina only takes Louis Vuitton condoms.”<\/em><\/p>\n

It’s fair to say that this Louis Vuitton has proudly gone places where Louis Vuitton never thought it could reach: the most private of areas. And I’m sincerely happy for the condom and the penis that has worn or is wearing it. More power to the penis. But before you dish out $68 for your condom, ask yourself the following questions (and if you answer yes to any of them, then your $68 condom is justified:<\/p>\n

1.<\/b> \u00a0Will it get you to sleep with Halle Berry, Kim Kardashian, Beyonce, and Giselle all at once?<\/p>\n

2.<\/b> \u00a0Will it protect you from unwanted pregnancies, STDs, juju, and demonic possessions all at once?<\/p>\n

3.<\/b> \u00a0Will it help you give the woman a powerful orgasm –\u00a0preferable\u00a0multiple ones?<\/p>\n

4.<\/b> \u00a0Does it have a high intrinsic value? In fact, does it have any<\/em> intrinsic value?<\/p>\n

5.<\/b> \u00a0And finally, it is\u00a0reusable?<\/p>\n

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