{"id":211,"date":"2007-04-11T04:01:00","date_gmt":"2007-04-11T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/verastic.com.s96953.gridserver.com\/site\/?p=211"},"modified":"2007-04-11T04:01:00","modified_gmt":"2007-04-11T04:01:00","slug":"knkqendlskdnsklkda-aka-i-dont-have-a-title","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/social\/knkqendlskdnsklkda-aka-i-dont-have-a-title.html","title":{"rendered":"kn;kqendl;skdnsklkda (AKA I Don&#8217;t Have A Title)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mehn, I\u2019m so ashamed of myself; I have not written in what seems like ages.  I\u2019ve been a naughty gal\u2026somebody spank me, please.  Seriously, I need to write!<\/p>\n<p>I have been so lazy lately.  All I wanna do is sleep, and if I didn\u2019t know better, I woulda thought I was pregnant.  This kin sleep enjoyment dey too much o!  But as from tomorrow, I will definitely change my routine.  In my defense sha, my bed is just too cozy, so leaving it is hard.<\/p>\n<p>So the father of Anna Nicole Smith\u2019s baby, Dannielynn has finally determined to be Larry Birkhead.  Well, duh!  I saw that one coming.  For some reason, I\u2019m happy he\u2019s the father.  I don\u2019t even know either of them men personally, yet Birkhead has somehow become my favorite.  Needless to say, I\u2019m still saddened by the death of Anna Nicole.  I always thought she was beautiful.  It\u2019s sad that Dannielynn (the baby) would never know her brother and mother; that would be traumatic for the lil gal when she grows up, I imagine.  But God is not sleeping.  He knows why He let it happen.  Click <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/tv.msn.com\/tv\/article.aspx?news=257945&amp;GT1=7703\"><span style=\"color: #ffff33;\">HERE<\/span><\/a><\/strong> to read more about this. <\/p>\n<p>By the way, do y\u2019ll know Anna Nicole is actually a brunette?  LOL.  I didn\u2019t see that one coming.  Do you know how much bleach her hair has gone thru?  Nawa o!<\/p>\n<p>So Mr. T got me the new CDs of 2Face, Faze &amp; D\u2019Banj.  I didn\u2019t actually ask him to bring Faze (cause I didn\u2019t know his new album was out), but I\u2019m glad he did.  Faze is a very talented guy.  I\u2019m very proud of him.  After listening to all the albums, I like 2Face\u2019s Cd the best.  Faze comes in 2nd although it was a very close call and then D\u2019Banj is third.  I love 2Face\u2019s simplicity and humility (I heard from a friend who met him when he came 2 Maryland that he is very humble).  Faze came in 2nd, not because he is less talented, but because 2Face has already stolen my heart.  D\u2019Banj\u2026.hmmm.  Apart from the \u2018Why Me?\u2019 song and the tongolo &amp; tongolo remix, nothing else tickles my fancy.  I like his style, but I\u2019m not into all that \u2018bend over and lemme hit it from the back\u2019 kinda lyrics\u2026which is why I\u2019m not a fan of rap.  It\u2019s too errrrr 4 me.<\/p>\n<p>I recently watched a Nigerian movie called \u2018Through The Fire\u2019, and it was great!  It was written and directed by Chuks Etolue.  He is based here in Maryland and he did a fantastic job with the movie.  It\u2019s real and realistic.  It\u2019s not the kinda yeye movies they make about Yankee in Naija, which are obviously written by someone who knows nothing about Yankee and has not taken out the time to do some research.  It\u2019s a wonderful movie and it brought me to tears.  Maybe I\u2019m just too emotional, but I seriously doubt it.<\/p>\n<p>Once again, I\u2019ll leave you with some funny search keywords that brought people to my blog.  As usual, I do not understand most of them.  My thoughts are in green and italics\u2026<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><span style=\"color: #ff6666;\">Benson, I won\u2019t worry my life away (<em><span style=\"color: #33ff33;\">Who da heck is Benson?<\/span><\/em>)<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #ff6666;\">How do you make life easy when you want to leave your Bloke?  (<em><span style=\"color: #33ff33;\">Hmmm, tough question.  Does he pay your bills?  If so, sorry oh, sistah\u2026I no fit help you<\/span><\/em>)<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #ff6666;\">Things to do to make your man go crazy in bed (<em><span style=\"color: #33ff33;\">Uhm\u2026<\/span><\/em>)<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #ff6666;\">Husband forced to wear menstruation pads (<em><span style=\"color: #33ff33;\">I hope he was at least on his period<\/span><\/em>)<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #ff6666;\">Sniffing my aunty\u2019s thongs (<em><span style=\"color: #33ff33;\">Eww!  Be ashamed of yourself, please.  Yuck!!<\/span><\/em>)<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #ff6666;\">Left boyfriend handcuffed to the bed (<em><span style=\"color: #33ff33;\">For how long?  I hope he\u2019s free now<\/span><\/em>)<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #ff6666;\">Things to do when you\u2019re alive (<span style=\"color: #33ff33;\"><em>Is there a list of things to do when you\u2019re dead?<\/em><\/span>)<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #ff6666;\">Buki is chasing him (<em><span style=\"color: #33ff33;\">Which Buki is this?  London Buki??  Okay, lemme give her a call and find out why she\u2019s chasing him<\/span><\/em>).<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Funny huh?  LOL<\/p>\n<p>If you have not subscribed to Kitu Kizuri, then this would be a good time to do so.  The magazine has just left the printers and is on its way to the homes of subscribers.  Please visit <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kitukizuri.com\/\"><strong><span style=\"color: #ffff33;\">www.kitukizuri.com<\/span><\/strong><\/a> to subscribe.<\/p>\n<p>My mom is complaining that telemarketers are calling her cell phone, so now, she is calling the number back to \u201cwarn\u201d them to stop calling her cell phone\u2026even though it\u2019s almost eleven PM.  I tell you, this woman is just very funny!<\/p>\n<p>Funmi is thinking about having a cookout in her house this summer, and though she has not set a date, I\u2019m so flippin excited!  Being with my friends never stops making me happy and feeling like all is well.  In fact, I have been tryna figure out what to wear for the cookout.  And of course, I have to go armed with my camera, extra batteries and the charger for the batteries.  Go Vera!<br \/>That&#8217;s it for now.  I&#8217;ll be back l8r.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mehn, I\u2019m so ashamed of myself; I have not written in what seems like ages. I\u2019ve been a naughty gal\u2026somebody spank me, please. Seriously, I need to write! I have been so lazy lately. All I wanna do is sleep, and if I didn\u2019t know better, I woulda thought I was pregnant. 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