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With all the time I had today, I&#8217;m supposed to be done with my assignment by now, but this spirit of procastination that dwelleth in me will not let me be. I am a lot better now than I was before though; I mean usually, I would start the assigment on the day it&#8217;s due. Don&#8217;t get it twisted; I don&#8217;t do a shitty job&#8230;I just do it @ the last minute.<\/p>\n<p>Sometimes I wish I could be one of those students that do their assignments days, months, or hell, even years before the due date, but please! let&#8217;s face facts&#8230; I am 100% Ezimora<em>n<\/em> and history shows that we are not capable of doing things when they are not in the last minute, although I must point out that I am a lot better than my father (whom I miss very very much). You can check out my article, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nigeriavillagesquare.com\/content\/view\/1325\/55\/\">The Beauty Of African Time<\/a> to understand me better.<\/p>\n<p>Anyways, I&#8217;m cooking the water out of the tomato, so I can cook some stew with it. And I will be starting on the chicken soon too. Uju will be here anytime soon for our movie date. Before you go having any wild ideas&#8230; allow me to stop your wandering mind. We have a Nigerian movie (Women&#8217;s Cot) to watch. I think it&#8217;s pretty cool, and it&#8217;s starring good actresses like Joke Silver, Onyeka Onwenu, and a whole bunch of other people.<\/p>\n<p>G&#8217;Nite Diary!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Diary, I am ashamed to admit this, but I did not write my book yesterday, and neither did I today. But I have an excuse for today: I was cleaning (saturday cleaning) and after that I started my Literature assignment. 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