{"id":205,"date":"2007-02-19T16:49:00","date_gmt":"2007-02-19T16:49:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/verastic.com.s96953.gridserver.com\/site\/?p=205"},"modified":"2007-02-19T16:49:00","modified_gmt":"2007-02-19T16:49:00","slug":"my-feet-are-on-fire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/social\/my-feet-are-on-fire.html","title":{"rendered":"My Feet Are On Fire"},"content":{"rendered":"

So how was every1’s weekend? How many people got hitched, got pregnant, got beaten, stole someone’s partner? Hooked up with an ex? No1? Was it just me then? LOL. Calm down, nothing like that happened to me. I be good gal now!<\/p>\n

On Saturday (Feb 17th), I went for a wedding. I know the bride, but I don’t know her personally. I only know her face, but she’s a member of Busola’s church, so Busola dragged me (and Frank, her fiance) along, while I dragged Uju along. A typical African thing.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>Due to the fact that I am not an anonymous blogger, I cannot tell you how I actually felt about the wedding, but one thing is for sure, my friends and I had some mad fun dancing. I wore a pair of pink shoes. They’re not high, but when you stand, walk and dance in them for hours, they start killing your feet. I just took a picture of it for your viewing pleasure. You can thank me later.<\/p>\n

As usual, I took a buncha pictures, and you can view the pictures HERE<\/span><\/a><\/strong> <\/p>\n

Lemme know what u think of the pix. As usual, I was the photographer. *sigh* No1 else eva bothers 2 bring a camera! Oh yea, Busola has that useless 2.0 mega pixel camera that I refuse to be captured by. Seriously, shouldn’t that be illegal? Funmi has a 5.0 mega pixel camera, but you will NEVER see the pictures. I dunno wat the yeye girl does with them.<\/p>\n

I checked out my analytics page thing, and I have compiled some funny search words below for your laughing pleasure. My thoughts are in pink….or whatever color that is.<\/p>\n

# I’m horny
Ehen? Why did this bring you to my blog? Have I ever written on my blog that I’m horny? I think not!<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

# man forced to wear menstrual pad
I have to admit, I have always wanted to make a man do this.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

# boobs blogs
I dunno if there is a blog about boobs, but it’s not this one<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

# my little brother wore my thong
I hate to be the one to break this news to you, but your brother has a lil sugar in his tank…yeap, he’s definitely playing 4 the other team<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

# I have a crush on an engaged man
Been there, done that…. waste of time<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

# Things to do with ur wife
I’m thinking a married man’s blog might be the best to tell you <\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

# Wait till i show u my birthday suite
Wait till you show who? You better be a man o!<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

# Horny and wet
Once again, I ask, why did these words bring you to my blog??<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

# Vera Ezimora’s picture in Joy magazine
Na who be this sef? Mind ursef o; stop looking 4 me!!<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

# Kpom blog
Are you kidding me? <\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

That’s all for today, folks. I shall return!<\/p>\n

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So how was every1’s weekend? How many people got hitched, got pregnant, got beaten, stole someone’s partner? Hooked up with an ex? No1? Was it just me then? LOL. Calm down, nothing like that happened to me. I be good gal now! On Saturday (Feb 17th), I went for a wedding. 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