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So because I was absent for a lil while, all these small small girls (AKA Diamond, Nilla, Calabar Gal & the rest of them) think they can start bugging me 2 update ehn? Take time o!<\/p>\n

Who woulda thought that getting engaged to my boo, Guy Horny would disrupt my life so much. I tell you, that guy never gets tired. He is taking a shower right now, and that is how I am currently able to update. He is a tiger!<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>Yesterday, I went to see Norbit. I laughed so hard, my stomach was hurting, and I had tears running down my face. The movie just came out on Friday, 9th Feb., featuring Eddie Murphy being the regular funny entertainer he always is. If you like silly comedies, then you should see this. Click HERE<\/a><\/strong> to see the preview.<\/p>\n

Thanks a lot for reading chapter five of Every Woman, and thanks to every1 that wrote and left comments, thanks! And for those that have not read it, don’t lemme get you o.<\/p>\n

So what are you all planning for Valentine? It’s hard for me to believe that a whole me, Vera Ezimora AKA Hopleless Romantic, I am not looking 4ward 2 Valentine. How can this be?! I dunno why or how oh, but I have absolutely no anticipation 4 Valentine; I am not looking forward to it, and I am not excited about it. In fact, the only reason why I even thought about it was because I was looking thru my day planner. I dunno if Boyfriend has anything planned; if he does, that would be great, but if not…oh well. But thank God sha that GH, my fiance has some Blogville plans 4 us… isn’t that right, baby? But in my life away from Blogville, ain’t nothing happening….to my knowledge anyway. Now if any of you were to buy me gifts (platinum\/silver jewelry), of course, I won’t refuse it.<\/p>\n

Calabar Gal, I checked Eubury Press out; it seems they only publish non fiction? Abi was I just seeing things?<\/p>\n

I have been away from Blogville for quite a while, and I feel like I have soooo much catching up 2 do, which I will get to soon as I publish this post. I have been keeping up with Diamond’s bachelorette though. Interesting stuff. I didn’t bother tryna figure out who the bachelors are, but I think I know who the bachelorette migiht be. I might be wrong sha, but then again, when am I ever wrong?<\/p>\n

I’ve been having some issues with my Blog. When I wanna put up a new post, I don’t have the option of changing my font, font size, font color, and page allignement. Is this an issue with Blogger, or is something just wrong with mine? If it’s just mine, then how do I fix it, please? Azuka, where art thou?! Abeg help me cause not having color on my post is driving me bananas.<\/p>\n

Alright, I’m out. I’ll be back in a few. *KISSES*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

So because I was absent for a lil while, all these small small girls (AKA Diamond, Nilla, Calabar Gal & the rest of them) think they can start bugging me 2 update ehn? Take time o! Who woulda thought that getting engaged to my boo, Guy Horny would disrupt my life so much. 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