{"id":2004,"date":"2012-02-07T09:37:24","date_gmt":"2012-02-07T14:37:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/verastic.com\/?p=2004"},"modified":"2012-10-18T02:20:46","modified_gmt":"2012-10-18T06:20:46","slug":"hello-what-brings-you-to-verastic-today","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/vl\/hello-what-brings-you-to-verastic-today.html","title":{"rendered":"Hello. What Brings You To Verastic Today?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Every now and then, I check out my Google Analytics. Yesterday, I checked it out again, and as usual, there were many, many searches that brought people to Verastic. The problem is that I just do not understand why a nice, holy girl like me will be connected to these searches *adjusts halo*<\/strong>. Below are a list of searches and my thoughts in parenthesis.<\/p>\n

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1. \u00a0How to date a married man<\/strong> (Unfortunately, I cannot offer you any help on that. But if you ever need help on how to write about a shameless married man<\/strong><\/a>, then let me know. I know a little something about that!)<\/p>\n

2. \u00a0Six inch penis<\/strong> (I don’t know why this search brought you to my blog. Verastic has never been known to write about six inch penises — except that one time<\/a>\u00a0… <\/strong>and that other time<\/strong><\/a>! )<\/p>\n

3. \u00a06.7 inch penis<\/strong> (And Verastic knows nothing about 6.7 inch penises either. Although, I once did a post about Ghanaian men allegedly having 6.7 inches of penis<\/strong><\/a>. Yet to be proven, if you ask me.)<\/p>\n

4. \u00a0Living sex<\/strong> (Is there a different kind of sex?)<\/p>\n

5. \u00a0Women with hairy legs<\/strong> (Yeah, I might have written about this one<\/strong><\/a>)<\/p>\n

6. Penis atlas of the world<\/strong> (Fine. I know about the atlas<\/strong><\/a> too *bows head in shame*<\/strong>)<\/p>\n

7. \u00a07 inch penis 2012<\/strong> (Is this the reigning length for 2012? Someone please tell me. I usually carry last with these updates. The only seven-inch penis I know of is the one that the Congolese men have … allegedly … according to the atlas)<\/p>\n

8. \u00a0A married man approached me<\/strong> (Me too. And I have the post<\/strong><\/a> to prove it. You can google his name too. Just a thought \ud83d\ude00 )<\/p>\n

9. \u00a0Are Nigerian men well endowed?<\/strong> (Not according to the atlas! Six inches. And I don’t know under what condition this occurs: hard or limp. If it’s limp, then hello somebody!)<\/p>\n

10. \u00a0Average penile length in Nigeria<\/strong> (Please refer to number nine of this post).<\/p>\n

11. \u00a0Cleave to wive<\/strong> (I believe the word you’re looking for is cling<\/em>. “Cleave” gives it a whole new meaning.)<\/p>\n

12. \u00a0Looking forward to an orgasm<\/strong> (Not me. I’ve had too many recently).<\/p>\n

13. \u00a0My husband is pregnant<\/strong> (Well, anything is possible. Congratulations).<\/p>\n

14. \u00a0Vera Ezimora + boyfriend<\/strong> (Warn yourself oh!)<\/p>\n

15. \u00a0Verastically definition<\/strong> (I like this search! Verastic is vibrant, exciting, real, alluring, sexy, thoughtful, and many more. Verastically<\/em> is the adverb).<\/p>\n

16. \u00a0When women cheat, do they use protection?<\/strong> \u00a0(If you’re considering doing this without protection, then I’d suggest you rethink. FAST.)<\/em><\/p>\n

17. \u00a0Why do Nigerian men always have big penis?<\/strong> (Normally, I’d disagree. But — )<\/em>.<\/p>\n

18. \u00a0Women bursting to pee in public and cannot find a “convenience”<\/strong> (If anyone else knows what this search means, please let me know)<\/em><\/p>\n

19. \u00a0YouTube women peeing while standing<\/strong> (I’m assuming that this is for educational purposes?)<\/em><\/p>\n

\u00a020. Vera Ezimora<\/strong> (At last! Someone looks for me \ud83d\ude00 )<\/em><\/p>\n

I admit it. There’s something strange about my blog’s ability to attract penis searchers. What does this say about me? This is a rhetorical question that requires no answers whatsoever.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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