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Here’s what I have been thinking about lately.<\/p>\n

Is anyone still tryna figure out who Baba Alaye’s<\/span><\/a><\/strong> crush is? For a while, I couldn’t figure it out, but then I looked @ his blog one more time, and it was sooooo easy to figure out. On his last post, someone left a comment with the name ‘Baba Alaye’s Crush’. Her comment was “I can’t take it anymore. I think I have a crush on you Babaalaye (your blogville persona). But I don’t know what to do about it. How do I proceed? I can’t reveal my name publicly, I have a reputation to protect so please don’t ask me to). “<\/span><\/em> If indeed this was Baba Alaye’s crush, then I wanna say… thanks for clarifying it (your feelings) up 4 us oh. But now that you have left this comment, are you still living in oblivion and thinking no1 knows? You might as well just post with ur real name jo! After all, na you be the first person 2 have a crush on a Blogger?… not that I’m saying I have or I do oh! *smile*<\/p>\n

Am I the only one who has noticed there is some kinda hanky panky going on between Unnaked Soul<\/span><\/a><\/strong> & Ms Zee<\/span><\/a><\/strong>? Calm down, I am not tryna “snatch” Unnaked Soul. I just figured every1 should look in2 their mysterious relationship because all these warm emails they have been sending back and forth, e no dey ordinary o. Besides, no1 has sent me a warm email!<\/p>\n

Life Of A Stranger Called Me<\/span><\/a><\/strong> has the weirdest link ever. I cannot even read it. I don’t know what it’s saying, or what it’s supposed to say. And I definitely don’t know what it means either. It even has two dashes (–) somewhere in between it, which makes it a lot harder 4 me 2 comprehend. LOL. It does not help that the title of the blog is almost the same as the link…xcept that the link has an extra ‘n’ (‘manybe’ instead of ‘maybe’), so now I don’t know which one is right….not that it will help me understand it anyway. Am I the only one who feels this way?<\/p>\n

Overwhelmed’s<\/span><\/a><\/strong> avatar has been causing confusion between me and my husband (Guy Horny<\/span><\/a><\/strong>)…and you know we are newly weds, so we don’t need this wahala. He blogged about it some time ago, and he called them ‘stones<\/span><\/em>‘. I thought they were jelly beans<\/span><\/em>. Calabar Gal<\/span><\/a><\/strong> called them sweets<\/span><\/em>, and Omohemi Benson<\/span><\/a><\/strong> called them pebbles<\/span><\/em>. Oya Overwhelmed, come and explain yourself, please.<\/p>\n

The Professor<\/span><\/a><\/strong> has been giving me the short end of the stick. I shoulda known things didn’t quite add up when Ms Zee<\/span><\/a><\/strong> somehow started leaving comments on Professor’s blog before me. This is the comment he left on Ms Zee’s last post, “By the way, I’ve updated. You might want to run ahead and leave a comment before Vera gets there… “<\/span><\/em>. Hmmm, somebody (AKA The Professor) is trying me o! You thought I wouldn’t find out abi?<\/p>\n

BHookey’s<\/span><\/a><\/strong> blog has mysteriously disappeared. I could have sworn she had a blog there the last time I checked. In fact, I think there was a post with her picture sef….abi am I seeing things? Somehow, the thing has disappeared to wherever blogs disappear to.<\/p>\n

Temmy Tayo<\/span><\/a><\/strong> <\/span>has a bone 2 chew with Calabar Gal<\/span><\/a><\/strong> <\/span>(even though she discretely said “Calabar GirlS<\/strong>). My wonder is if Calabar Gal knows anything about this. I think Calabar Gal is married to Temmy Tayo’s ex. Yeap, that’s my story and I am sticking to it. You might call me an instigator, but do I really care? Oya Calabar Gal, let the fight begin! On second thoughts, A Calabar Girl mighta caused wahala bw Temmy & Ex. Shebi all of una don read about Temmy & her ex. Does any1 know the tribe of the girl ex cheated with? Hmmmm. I be undercover CIA o!<\/p>\n

Guy Horny<\/span><\/a><\/strong>, I have not forgotten about the favorite avatar post. I’ll still do it. Right now, I have two favorites; I need to come up with the third. Has any1 else done the post about your 3 favorite avatars? Guy Horny wants us to do it, so y’ll might wanna do it ASAP.<\/p>\n

Have a lovely day; I’m off to do some writing…after I catch up on my blog rolls, of course.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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