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Oh my, could I be turning into an amalgamation of OverwhelmedNaijaBabe<\/span><\/a><\/strong> & ConfusedNaijaGirl<\/span><\/a><\/strong>? Tufia kwa!
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I didn’t think this could ever happen, but I am officially confused….and overwhelmed. I have three wonderful husbands, and they all wanna be first. How I go fit do this thing?<\/p>\n

Okay, lemme review.<\/p>\n

First Husband: Bloke<\/span><\/strong> – AKA Mr. Dependable. He has been there for me since sha. Even when I didn’t have any other husbands, he was there for me. He claimed me as his one and only (after I fought Overwhelmed, Cherub and so many others off). And he is very goal-oriented and career-minded. The problem is that he is hot and cold. Most times, he’s just luke warm. I feel like I constantly have 2 say, “Bloke, am I still ur wife?” And did I mention all the disappearing acts he pulls? E don tey since I see my husband 4 house o! I suspect he’s spending time with that Overwhelmed chic, but if I see a strand of his hair in her possession ehn, I will show two of them what hot water does to garri. I no send o!<\/p>\n

Second Husband: UN<\/span>Boorish Male<\/span><\/strong> – AKA Mr. Romantic. He has been soooo romantic. In short ehn, I could have sold my birth rite to him…just to hear him say something. He does all the lil things you want your husband to do. He buys me aunty Buky’s evening akara (with hot bread and cold fanta o!), he buys me meatpie…with real meat inside, AND he even takes me to that nice smelling gutter….since we cannot afford the beach. So you see, he is just too romantic. The problem of course is that he has that T-Minx (the real kpom; 4get what she might tell u) chasing him up & down. But I guess I should not be worried sha. I mean, what does she have that I don’t…apart from chicken pox… ?<\/p>\n

Third Husband: Guy Horny<\/span><\/strong> – AKA Mr. ..err, do I really have 2 tell you? Everyone knows what he is best @ right? Ehn, the other day sef, he bought me a nice red ride. I love the car sha, and I have been cruising around town in it. Needless 2 say, people have been envying me like crazy. I think the car is designers o! I might be wrong, but I think there is a place I saw FUBU written on it….abi them no dey make car? The problem is that I dey fear 4 him. He’s living up 2 his name too much, so I dunno wat 2 do. It’s not like I could tell him 2 keep his weapon of mass destruction on the table b4 going 2 work. Or can I??<\/p>\n

So what am I supposed 2 do? This thing just dey give me sleepless nights o.<\/p>\n

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Guy Horny, I think you might like this site. Say Paris!<\/span><\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Oh my, could I be turning into an amalgamation of OverwhelmedNaijaBabe & ConfusedNaijaGirl? Tufia kwa!I didn’t think this could ever happen, but I am officially confused….and overwhelmed. I have three wonderful husbands, and they all wanna be first. How I go fit do this thing? Okay, lemme review. 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