{"id":197,"date":"2007-01-24T00:28:00","date_gmt":"2007-01-24T00:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/verastic.com.s96953.gridserver.com\/site\/?p=197"},"modified":"2007-01-24T00:28:00","modified_gmt":"2007-01-24T00:28:00","slug":"next-stop-guy-horny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/vl\/next-stop-guy-horny.html","title":{"rendered":"Next Stop: GUY HORNY"},"content":{"rendered":"

You know what they say: once you pop, you can’t stop (all pun intended). Well, I have been popped, and now, I can’t stop….<\/p>\n

Wait lemme xplain, biko. As you all know, I love God’s creations. I mean, isn’t he seriously the best artist out there? … Which is why I had 2 marry Bloke. We have been happily married, of course, but I recently realized polygamy isn’t so bad… if I am the one wife with plenty husbands. So after I acquired Bloke, I put my plan in motion 2 “acquire” Boorish Male. Well, let’s just say mission accomplished. Forget what TMinx might have told you. That girl is in serious denial; perhaps she needs a second dose of pox to straighten her out. Or maybe it’s the first one that has messed with her brain chemistry.<\/p>\n

So err…. Guy Horny, what’s up now? Hehehehe.<\/p>\n

Consider this my marriage proposal: *down on one knee* Guy Horny, ever since I met you, I have not been myself. I find myself doing things I usually wouldn’t be doing. I bleached my skin…just to be yellow the way you like it. I take several showers each day… just to be wet for you. (Pun intended???). I tried wearing that mini skirt you bought me, but it was too tight for me, so I rubbed vaseline and groundnut oil all over my skin, and now I’m inside it. Of course, I dunno how I will get out of it, but I will figure it out later. I wear green eye shadow all the time because I know you like it on my eyes. Even when my eyes looked like they were glowing in the dark, that did not stop me. Last week, I wore that thong for you… even though I couldn’t find it later; it must have mysteriously disappeared inside somewhere… I don’t know where. Not to worry, I have scheduled an appointment with the doctor to find it. And at your request, I wore my birthday suit and handcuffed myself to the bed. Unfortunately, I forgot to call you and let you know, and I lost the keys. So even though I was handcuffed to the bed for a week in my birthday suit until the neighbours got worried and found me in my disturbing position, it did not change my luff 4 u.<\/p>\n

So how about it, Guy Horny??<\/p>\n

Bloke & Boorish Male, I hope you understand that this has NOT changed the way I feel about you both. You’re still my first and second (respectively), and GUY HORNY has nothing on you.<\/span>
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