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In case you have not figured it out, I cannot come up with a better title for this post, so here goes. I have a buncha things 2 talk about…and none of them would bring about world peace.<\/p>\n

ONE DOWN, PLENTY MORE TO GO<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>These birthday gifts of mine are taking their sweet time coming to me. Busola gave me this pair of green shoes for my birthday. Perfecto! They’re size 10 even though I wear 9. There was no size nine, and I refused to let a size come between me and this beauty. I’ll stuff it with tissue if I have to! \"\"<\/a>This second picture is my mom’s feet in the shoes. She actually wears a size 8. I went under the dinning table and put her feet in them, then I took a picture. I doubt if she knows I took a picture…although it flashed. What I do know is that she definitely doesn’t know what I’m doing with the picture….hehehehe. I eagerly await the rest of my gifts; I dunno why they’re taking there sweet time coming. This should be illegal!<\/p>\n

Overwhelmed<\/span><\/a><\/strong>, my nwunye di and stylish sista, what say you about these shoes?<\/p>\n

HE’S IN MY MIND<\/span><\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

Two days ago, I was washing dishes @ about 3am (don’t ask why I was washing dishes @ 3am), and guess who I was thinking about? Yeap, Lindiwe! But I couldn’t remember where I had heard the name from, or who the name belonged to. I just kept thinking of Lindiwe. Who the hell was Lindiwe?? At a point, I thought I mighta seen her in a movie or read about her in a novel. Finally, I got it! She was\/is the girl Guy Horny<\/span><\/a><\/strong> has been writing about. Crap! He (Guy Horny) has invaded my privacy (AKA my mind). Why else would I be thinking about Lindiwe??? My people, do you think I can build a solid case against Guy Horny and sue him 2 court?<\/p>\n

LEE<\/span><\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

Lee called me yesterday, but unfortunately, I was not available. I just heard the message right now, where she was seriously begging me not to put her message on my blog. LOL. I wasn’t gonna do that! Nawa 4 all you chickens sef. So because I put Busola’s voice one time, una no go gree pesin rest again ehn? LOL. Anyways, don’t worry, your voice is safe with me. However, you did not leave a call-back number, so how we go do am?<\/p>\n

Funny thing is, you’re not the first person to make this request. And I doubt you’ll be the last too. You guys are just toooooo funny. LOL<\/p>\n

AZUKA<\/span><\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

I called Azuka back yesterday, and this time we talked for more than a minute! Abeg my blogging siblings, we need to do something about this Azuka’s shyness o! He doesn’t even like talking 2 girls…although he did relish the sound of my voice, lol. <\/p>\n

Here’s what I propose we do: we kidnap him and lock him up in a tight place with countless girls. They have to torture him until he talks to all of them. The best way to overcome a fear is to face it. Oh, and since Azuka does not like big breasted and big yanshed chics, make sure that the ones we lock him up with are HEAVILY ENDOWED… I mean, Front, Back, and Side. *I don’t know what the side is, but make sure they have it!*<\/p>\n

CONFUSED NAIJA GIRL<\/span><\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

She left me a comment the other day saying that next year, bloggers would throw me a party in Blogville. Now, I really KNOW she is confused. LOL. I have been tryna understand\/comprehend a party in Blogville. What’s gonna happen? We’re gonna be leaving comments simultaneously? Odikwa risky o! But I eagerly await said party anyways. More like an e-party, but I dey wait sha. Lemme start compiling all the gifts I want for 2008. And no, I do NOT want e-gifts! <\/p>\n

CALABAR GAL IS CHEAP!!!<\/span><\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

On my birthday, she said this prayer for me (and I quote): “that goodness and mercy make pursue and overtake you and that men and women that you know not of, fall over themselves to do you good!!!”<\/span><\/em> Now guess what prayer she said for Bloke on his birthday? Yeap, the same one!<\/p>\n

Calabar gal, how could you?! That was supposed to me mine, mine, mine!!! How could you give it away? I know Bloke is my husband et al, but that’s my prayer!!! *sobs… sobs*. I will never forgive you for this indecency o! Why couldn’t you say him another prayer? Now, half of the people that woulda been falling over themselves to do me good would go to Bloke. How could you?!<\/p>\n

Alright, I think I have said all I came here to say today. Although I do kinda feel like I left something out. Oh well.<\/p>\n

By the way, thanks for all the comments, emails, and phone calls concerning Every Woman (4).<\/span><\/a><\/strong> Thanks!!!<\/p>\n

*KISSES*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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