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To everyone who resides in Blogville, I just wanna say SHAME!!! A big, fat shame to all of you. You were all too cheap to send me a gift. Everyone came up with excuses, and even the excuses sef were cheap. *shaking head in dismay* With that being said, I guess I should say thanks for calling and\/or commenting….even though I woulda preferred the gifts o!<\/p>\n

A highlight of my day…<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>Everyone is running late with my gift. Funmi already got me a turquoise purse. I like it BUT it’s from Tommy Hilfiger, and we all know he does not like black people. I woulda managed it, but it has TH written boldly allll over it, so I wanna return it. What do you think? Oh, and lemme mention that she bought the purse because it matches HER shoes. That’s another reason why I should return it. That’s a picture of the bag sitting on my bed.<\/p>\n

I stayed home all day….though I had to cook again cause mom and her people (AKA my relatives) ate too much of the food I cooked before. Anyways, Funmi convinced Boyfriend to have this Naija woman bake me a cake. Funmi ordered it, but believe me, even though it said, Happy Birthday Vera, that cake really wasn’t mine. I mean, Funmi was sooo excited about the cake ehn. She made it pink because she likes pink.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>I dunno why Funmi put my age on the cake o! Anyways, I told her to clean it off and take a picture, but then she made a smudge which made it look like 23. Oh well. Funmi tasted the cake before me sef…another sign that she only used my name as an excuse to get herself some cake. Pathetic friends I have right? I did not bother putting candles on the cake cause I was afraid that blowing out that many candles would set the alarm on the smoke detector off, lol.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>Boyfriend took this picture of his food…I dunno why. Anyways, that’s Funmi’s leg there and those cell phones belong to me and Funmi. The left one is mine. Do you see the two grains of rice on the table next to the food (on the right hand side)? If you can’t see it, click on the picture to see a bigger picture. You see it? So now, you can see how he’s messing up my table!!!<\/p>\n

Busola was planning on getting me a pair of pyjamas from Victoria’s Secret. Why? Because it’s cute. Now, have I ever given this chic the impression that I may be remotely interested in a pair of pyjamas? Why needs clothes to sleep? I wear my underwear and a t-shirt to bed, and that’s just fyne! During the winter, I might add a pair of sweat pants and a sweater, but I don’t do pyjamas. I don’t even wear night gowns; they restrict my movement while sleeping. Thank God she hasn’t gotten it yet sha. She has decided to get me a pair of shoes after all.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>Ibukun brought me cheesecake today…although I am a little pissed that it has chocolate in it. I don’t do chocolate. You’d think she’ll know by now, abi? Yeye girl! Anywayz, I’m keeping it till Boyfriend gets here since he likes cheesecake too. Who wants a slice?<\/p>\n

A few things I wanna say:<\/p>\n

*<\/span><\/strong> If you call me and do not leave a message, I wouldn’t know if I should call back or not. People called me from these area codes and did not leave messages: 416, 304, 620<\/p>\n

* <\/span><\/strong>Biodun<\/strong><\/span><\/a> called me twice. The first time, I think she might have mistakenly said her real name, so she hung up and called back…then she said Biodun. Hehehe. If that’s the case, your secret is safe with me sha…unless you piss me off. I called you back already and left a message; hope you got it. Thanks for calling!<\/p>\n

* <\/span>The Professor<\/strong><\/span><\/a> asked if I’m married. Well, it depends. In Blogville, I am married to NaijaBloke<\/span><\/a><\/strong>, but in real life, I have not tied the nut yet. Why do you ask? Do you wanna marry me? If that’s the case, just know I am very open to polygamy…as long as it’s a one woman + many men arrangement.<\/p>\n

* <\/span>Calabar Girl<\/strong><\/span><\/a> prayed that people do not fall over themselves in their quest to do me good. Now, why would she say a prayer like that?! Of course, I didn’t say Amen to that. I want people to fall all over themselves for me. Why not, if not?<\/p>\n

Lemme stop here. I don’t wanna make this post too long. I assume y’ll must have lives??<\/p>\n

Night Y’ll!! (I’m off to wash dishes.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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