{"id":187,"date":"2007-01-06T03:33:00","date_gmt":"2007-01-06T03:33:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/verastic.com.s96953.gridserver.com\/site\/?p=187"},"modified":"2007-01-06T03:33:00","modified_gmt":"2007-01-06T03:33:00","slug":"random-talk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/vl\/random-talk.html","title":{"rendered":"Random Talk"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color:#ff6666;\"><strong> I&#8217;M A BLOGGER WINNER!!!<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/x\/blogger\/2286\/1509\/1600\/92033\/Award%20winner.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 188px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 351px\" height=\"422\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/x\/blogger\/2286\/1509\/1600\/92033\/Award%20winner.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a>Yes o!  See me, I didn&#8217;t even vote, but I still won the catetogy of &#8220;Blogger I&#8217;d Most Like To Meet&#8221;.  I feel sooooo special!  Well, I guess it&#8217;s because I am.  LOL.  I&#8217;m honestly tempted to give a speech, but I&#8217;ll save you the heartache.<\/p>\n<p>So now that I know I am the blogger most people wanna meet, I guess the question is&#8230;when, where, and ARE YOU PAYING?<\/p>\n<p>Needless to say, I am really thankful to everyone who voted for me, and for those who voted for other people, forget you then!  Hehehe.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color:#ff6666;\"><strong>SEARCH WORDS FOR MY BLOG<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p>My one and only&#8230;AKA Azuka helped me install this analytics thing on my blog.  In my words, I&#8217;d describe it as a very detailed site meter.  Shey una understand?<\/p>\n<p>Anyways, I am able to see what people searched for that brought them to my blog, and I have to say, I have found some very funny things.  Here&#8217;s a few:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><span style=\"color:#33ff33;\">why do men like bitches?<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color:#33ff33;\">sweet things to do for a fiance<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color:#33ff33;\">tongolo meaning<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color:#33ff33;\">allergies to &#8220;always pads&#8221;<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>But the top three <strong><span style=\"color:#33ff33;\">FUNNIEST<\/span><\/strong> ones are<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><span style=\"color:#33ff33;\">how can you take a bra off without taking your top off? <\/span><span style=\"color:#33ccff;\"><em>(I&#8217;m believing this is a guy asking this question because I think every girl knows).<\/em><\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color:#33ff33;\">na by force to marry?  <\/span><span style=\"color:#33ccff;\">(someone has been under pressure 2 get married, LOL)<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color:#33ff33;\">my balls stink and my girlfriend doesn&#8217;t like it <\/span><span style=\"color:#33ccff;\">(she doesn&#8217;t?  I wonder why!)<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Needless to say, I dunno why these searches have brought people to my site.  I&#8217;m very much contented with the &#8220;Verastic&#8221; and &#8220;Vera Ezimora&#8221; searches.  But stinky balls???  Errr, no!  I need to have a meeting with these search engines, for real.  Someone get me google&#8217;s number.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color:#ff6666;\"><strong>LADIES, DID YOU KNOW THIS??<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p>So, I was reading a book (the one you&#8217;ll soon be reading about), and in the book, a girl was trying to determine if this new guy she just met might be working with a lot or not.  Of course, y&#8217;ll know about the shoe size thing, right?  Well, that&#8217;s not what this is about.<\/p>\n<p>She was looking to make sure that his second toe was longer than his big toe.  Apparently, that&#8217;s a sign.  Well, I didn&#8217;t know that!  Anyways, as soon as I read that, I proceded to check out my own toes, and while I was checking, I was hoping my own second toe was bigger than my big toe.  Then it hit me &#8211; why am I checking?  This thing doesn&#8217;t apply to me!<\/p>\n<p>If you care for the results, I&#8217;ll tell you.  The second toe of my left foot is a little bit longer (almost unnoticeable) than my big toe.  But on my right foot, the big toe is clearly longer than my second toe.  So what does this mean &#8211; that I have a big what??<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color:#ff6666;\">LOVE IS NEVER PAINLESS<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.simonsays.com\/assets\/isbn\/0743498623\/C_0743498623.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 236px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 364px\" height=\"449\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.simonsays.com\/assets\/isbn\/0743498623\/C_0743498623.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a>I went to the library the other day to return some books, and I found myself picking some books to read.  I picked this book because I saw Zane&#8217;s name on it; as you can see, her name is boldly written on it (so I didn&#8217;t even notice the other names written on the bottom of the book).<\/p>\n<p>Anyways, the book has three novellas in it (Zane&#8217;s own is the last).  I gave the first novella a shot, but it was taking too long to get to the interesting part, so I quit.  I skipped to the last novella by Zane, and I loved it.  After that, I read the second novella, which was also good.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, the point is that I&#8217;d recommend two-thirds of this book to anyone.  I don&#8217;t know how logical it shounds to recommend two-thirds of a book, but if you&#8217;ve been keeping up with my blog, you&#8217;d know I&#8217;m not very logical.<\/p>\n<p>I apologize for this post being long; it wasn&#8217;t my intention.  I just had a buncha things 2 say.<\/p>\n<p>Good night, my beautiful people.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;M A BLOGGER WINNER!!! Yes o! See me, I didn&#8217;t even vote, but I still won the catetogy of &#8220;Blogger I&#8217;d Most Like To Meet&#8221;. I feel sooooo special! Well, I guess it&#8217;s because I am. LOL. I&#8217;m honestly tempted to give a speech, but I&#8217;ll save you the heartache. 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