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Who is the he<\/em>? Hmmm, he is none other that Boorish Male<\/span><\/strong><\/a> o. Unfortunately, I wasn’t available at the time he called, so he left me a message. When I heard the message, I fell instantly in love. You shoulda heard his voice. Of course, I could always put the message on here for all to hear, but why would I wanna share my message with all you husband-snatching bloggers? (Overwhelmed and Bojouxoxo take note).<\/p>\n

I dunno why I miss important calls like that of Boorish Male and somehow be available for yeye calls from yeye people (Bijouxoxo, take note). While I realize that openly confessing my attraction for Boorish Male’s voice might be tantamount to me getting some mad beatings from his girlfriend\/fiancee\/wife (if he has one) and thereby resulting in the tarnishing of my very clean<\/em> image (*cough*), somehow I just don’t care.<\/p>\n

Funmi came 2 my house last night, and I played the message for her. We both fell on the couch with our eyes closed. Funmi said, “Oh my God, his voice is soooo hotttt!! And he even wished you a merry Christmas.” Yes indeed, he did. We played that message more than twenty times – yes, his voice was that sexxxy. Every time the message got to the end, Funmi said, “Play it again!”<\/p>\n

In fact, I love the voice so much that I even considered printing it out and putting it under my pillow, but then I realized I couldn’t print out his voice. So now I’m thinking about burning it on a cd, so I can put it on repeat<\/em> while I sleep. Maybe then, he will even come into my dream and whisper sweet nothings in2 my ear. Hehehehehe. Boy oh boy!!!<\/p>\n

Boorish Male, sorry if I am putting you on the spot oh, but you know I just had to acknowledge the fact that I have a sexxxy voice on my voicemail. <\/p>\n

Oh, errr, Bloke you know I still love you. Yea, Boorish Male may be tryna tempt me with his rather sexxxy voice, but I still love you. You know that right?? *kisses*<\/p>\n

Tomorrow, I’ll be in Frank’s (Busola’s fiancee) house for his birthday get together. We’re gonna be playing games like Cherades, Twister, Monopoly, and Jackpot. It’s not a dancing party (thank God), so I’m gonna dressed casually and comfortably. I intend to kick some mad ass @ the games, and if possible, take loadza pictures for your viewing pleasure.<\/p>\n

Until next time…. Have a Blessed day and Merry Christmas!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Who is the he? Hmmm, he is none other that Boorish Male o. Unfortunately, I wasn’t available at the time he called, so he left me a message. When I heard the message, I fell instantly in love. You shoulda heard his voice. 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