{"id":182,"date":"2006-12-21T02:01:00","date_gmt":"2006-12-21T02:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/verastic.com.s96953.gridserver.com\/site\/?p=182"},"modified":"2006-12-21T02:01:00","modified_gmt":"2006-12-21T02:01:00","slug":"im-bringing-blogging-back","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/vl\/im-bringing-blogging-back.html","title":{"rendered":"I’m Bringing Blogging Back…"},"content":{"rendered":"

*singing* them other bloggers don’t know how to blog…*<\/p>\n

Alright, I just had to get that song off my chest. You know, ever since I was born, I have always known that I’ve got at least one song in my heart, and finally, it is out!!!<\/p>\n

I wasn’t gonna mention this, but since Bijouxoxo has made it obvious that she doesn’t understand why I talk about it, I will talk about it then. Miss Flo (AKA my period) just came into town yesterday. There I was listening to my baby cousin as he sang with the rest of his pre-K friends at their carrol, and then I started feeling a lil weird. That was when it occured to me that I may be experiencing a CODE RED…literally! So off to the bathroom I went to resusitate my dignity, and lo and behold, Ms. was only about a centimeter away from causing havoc. Is that graphic enough, or do you need more details? Hehehehe. Bijouxoxo, how you like me now???<\/p>\n

YES, IT IS HUMAN <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>In fact, to be more precise, it<\/em> is Uju. Remember I said I had to take her tracks off the other day? Well, after that, we were watching a Naija movie, and she was feeling cold…possibly because I didn’t turn the heat on; I don’t like feeling so warm…I’d rather be cold, but anyways… She was feeling cold, but she was too lazy to go get the blanket from the closet, and I wouldn’t let her pull the blanket off my bed cause I hate it! I’d have to make the bed over to make the blanket look neat and all.<\/p>\n

Anyways, she decided to cover herself self with newspapers (her head is on the left; if you look real well, you’ll see part of her head). It’s on days like this one that I begin to question my sanity for being involved with people that are evidently insane. I think their craziness is rubbing off on me because I was very normal before I met them. By the way, she does not know I took this picture of her, but I’m pretty sure she would find out soon.<\/p>\n

THE PERFECT CHRISTMAS GIFT??<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

I’ll tell ya! Yesterday, I was @ my aunt’s house and her friend was called my aunt to ask her for a gift idea for her five year old son’s teacher. My aunt couldn’t think of anything good, so her friend got off the phone. Few minutes later, she called back and said she had figured it out. She would give her son’s teacher a deodorant. A deodorant?! One single stick?! Who on earth does that? I could not stop laughing. I told her to prepare to get beaten up after having a series of flat tires. LOL. If she was thinking about giving him a gift set containing a deodorant and after-shave and all that good smelling stuff I like smelling on Bloke (wink* wink*), it would be better, but a single stick??? Errrrr…I think not!<\/p>\n

ON THE NEWS<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

A five year old boy in kindergaten has been suspended from school. Why??? You’d never guess, trust me. Alright, fine, try to guess. Nope….! Nope…! Not that either. Okay, I’ll tell ya. He was suspended for sexual harrassment. Apparently, he pinched his class mate on her butt. Errr, am I the only one who thinks Americans have gone berseck with all these their sexual rubbish? I mean, does every lil thing have to be sexual? How on earth does a five year old sexually harrass someone?<\/p>\n

Anyways, they showed the statistics of sexually related suspensions among kindergaten students (crazy right?), and apparently, last year, there were 4 suspensions for sexual assault. This troubles me. What exactly do they mean by sexual assault – rape??? My God, I fear for the future of my children. What the heck is this world turning to? I dunno if this statistics if onlt for Maryland or the whole of U.S., but either way it’s troubling. When did kindergaten kids stop getting in trouble for not sharing and start getting in trouble for sexually related crimes? Odikwa risky o!!!<\/p>\n

Well, lemme stop here for today. I have more to write actually, but I don’t wanna write too much. Bloke is calling me already. Nite y’ll!!!<\/p>\n

I gotta go put some make-up on my face and go 2 bed. Now, b4 you go running off and spreading the false truth that I am crazy, lemme explain. I don’t just put make-up on before going to bed, but i got a buncha new MaryKay make-up from my aunt yesterday, so I wanna do some practice make-up b4 going 2 bed. I’m not gonna wash it off because I don’t like washing make-up off as soon as I put it on. Hmmmm…on second thoughts, perhaps, I should just practice tomorrow after taking a shower. Did you know make-up is the only form of art I know? Now you do.<\/p>\n

Once again….good nite. Sweet dreams….of me…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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