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OK – I guess I can only ignore all the “update Vera!” for so long. All these small small people that have been disturbing my me<\/em> time ehn….I’m not calling any names, so if you say it’s London Buki, Biodun, Overwhelmed, ChainReaders, etc, well, you might be right, but I won’t mention names.<\/p>\n

Sooooooo…..I have been reallly, reallly lazy to do anything lately. I have neither updated my blog nor read any other blog. I haven’t even written anything lately. Why? Because I have so much to read and so much to write, and so I have just chickened out and decided to do neither. Of course, one might argue that this isn’t a very fruitful way of dealing with wahala, but that’s the only way that I know.<\/p>\n

Busola is having a get together for her fiance, Frank on the 23rd of this month (which is on saturday). If anyone lives in or has been to Maryland, then you would know that Maryland has a lotta Nigerians….and half of them are not worth knowing. Do I need to mention that I am the ring leader of the other half that are absolutely worth knowing? Anywho…there has been a whole lotta drama surrounding the whole issue of Frank’s get-together. Let’s just say that some people don’t know how to take a hint. I mean, if you didn’t receive an invitation, it only means one thing….YOU’RE NOT INVITED!!! Of course, you’d think that the fact that the host of the party (Busola) doesn’t like\/talk to them would give them a clue…. but nope….. some people just don’t get it.<\/p>\n

So what are y’ll doing for Christmas? I don’t have any plans at all. I’ll probably be sleeping on that day sef. I’m not gonna lie to you…typing this post right now is a real drag! Can you tell? I can’t even remember the time I started typing this post, but right now it’s 12:13am and I am still not done. Mehn…….<\/p>\n

Uju is on her way here for me to take the tracks off her hair. I dunno why I always have to be responsible for that girl’s hair. Oh well!<\/p>\n

Mehn, I’m sorry, but I cannot pretend anymore. I wanna keep typing, but it isn’t flowing @ all, and I don’t wanna just give you a buncha crap to read. I wanna also lie and say that I am working on chapter 4, but you’ll know I’m lying since I already said I have not done any kinda writing in a while. Abeg, don’t be mad @ me jare.<\/p>\n

In my defense, I am really pissed off right now. I could change things, but what is it gonna cost me?<\/p>\n

Nite Y’ll<\/p>\n

p.s. Kokoro ewa called me today, and you will not believe the nerve of that crazy girl! She had the balls to tell me to leave her man, Bloke. Can you believe her insanity?! And to add insult to injury sef, she said I sound ‘nice’….err, what was she expecting? Any1 that knows that crazy fart-smeller should go and warn her o…because if I vex ehn…!!!<\/p>\n

another p.s. I don’t feel like proof-reading, so deal with the typographical errors (if any).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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